Can Mortimer pass as British?

[Mortimer]

Maybe not on every picture, and I dont know if I pass in real life, but just on this picture I think I have a almost or similer miss piggy pink skin as my Scottish friend. I met him on a wedding, he said "Hey my name is Ian, sorry but I dont speak german" when he said his name is Ian and he doesnt speak german I assumed he is british and I said "no problem dude, we can speak english". We played a wedding game, and talked a bit. He said he is Scottish and was Anti-Brexit. I told him I support England in the European Football Finals.

 

[José]

Judging by the racial cesspool Britain has become, even Idi Amin, Mao Tse Tung and Sitting Bull could pass for British these days.

 

[okfine]

Maybe not on every picture, and I dont know if I pass in real life, but just on this picture I think I have a almost or similer miss piggy pink skin as my Scottish friend. I met him on a wedding, he said "Hey my name is Ian, sorry but I dont speak german" when he said his name is Ian and he doesnt speak german I assumed he is british and I said "no problem dude, we can speak english". We played a wedding game, and talked a bit. He said he is Scottish and was Anti-Brexit. I told him I support England in the European Football Finals.

Have you been practicing your accent? Start with something easy, like from some on the video...

 

[Mortimer]

Blue Blood... Almost a Windsor Mountbatten