Biden just fell off his bike

[skye]

Once I fell off a motorbike.... I did! wow.....my knees......I can still feel the pain to this day!

Shit happens my friends LOL!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Once I fell off a motorbike.... I did! wow.....my knees......I can still feel the pain to this day!

Shit happens my friends LOL!

If you had only been more like Kamala, you wouldn't have suffered a scratch.

The skin on her knees is battle tested and especially tough.

 

[skye]

If you had only been more like Kamala, you wouldn't have suffered a scratch.

The skin on her knees is battle tested and especially tough.

yeah lol.......but the Kawasaki motobike fell on my knee.... and those bikes are heavy!

 

[JWBooth]

Sadly gravity has done more to stop Biden than the GOP.

 

[longly]

I don't know or care about his bike riding skills, but his policies are destroying this country. Does anyone believe the Ukrainian war is the reason for our inflation? The reason is that oil companies are not producing oil like they could because they're afraid that Biden will pull the rug out from underneath them. The oil business is precarious; it doesn't need any more uncertainty from the government. And the other night, on one of the late shows, he didn't help by saying that high gas prices were good because they would stimulate the production of electric cars. Oil executives hear that stuff and worry about the future of their companies. Would you invest billions of dollars in a risky business if you thought the government was out to get you?

 

[White 6]

To bad he doesn't feel that way about you when going to get your gas, and when you are going to buy your food.

Good thing I planned well. That is why politicians do not affect me greatly, as long as they can be voted out by the people, whether they want to be or not.

 

[Thinker101]

Dang, Bidung rides a bike as well as he runs the country.

 

[skye]

Dang, Bidung rides a bike as well as he runs the country.

He rides the bike better!

 

[Chuz Life]

Obviously, we need to hold the manufacturer of that bike accountable for trying to assassinate a sitting president and attempted injuries on innocent bystanders.

 

[mudwhistle]

Biden needs one of these to get into his jet:




Call it Chair Force One

 

[Mindful]

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE—Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly begun speaking coherently.

"He got into the presidential limo and said verbatim, 'I think rapidly adding trillions of dollars in liquidity could be accelerating inflation!'—that's when I knew something was wrong," said Secret Service agent Paul Mancuso. "If he doesn't start slurring his speech and mumbling incoherently soon, we'll have to get him to a doctor."

Reporters on the scene of the crash said Biden could be heard screaming 'Putiiiin!' as his bike toppled sideways. Dr. Jill Biden immediately rushed to her husband, prepared to give a lecture on education. "I'm ok, I'm ok!" said Biden, quickly getting back to his feet. "In fact, I was just thinking how selecting people for nationally significant roles based on intersectionality as opposed to merit will likely lead to harming minorities due to leadership incompetence," said Biden to a stunned crowd. "What? Why is everyone staring at me?"

News of Biden's tumble quickly spread through media, with the cast of The View responding by all falling off their bikes on live TV to show how normal it is. Former President Trump, for his part, mocked Biden by entering a rally on a BMX bike and nailing a perfect 180 tailwhip. "No handle bars, not even hard!" said Mr. Trump, laughing as he biked around the stage. "What a loser!"

At publishing time, aides were reportedly breathing a sigh of relief as Biden yelled at them to "Stop undermining my statements about sparmaglerbin!"

Aides Worried Biden May Have Concussion As He Starts Speaking Coherently

REHOBOTH BEACH, DE - Aides are fearful President Biden may have suffered a severe concussion from his bike wreck this morning, as he has suddenly begun speaking coherently.'He got into the presidential limo and said verbatim, 'I think rapidly adding trillions of dollars in liquidity could be...

babylonbee.com

 

[WTH_Progs?]

 

[theHawk]

Good thing I planned well. That is why politicians do not affect me greatly, as long as they can be voted out by the people, whether they want to be or not.

Tell that to all the people fired for not allowing themselves to be injected with experimental vaccines.

 

[theHawk]

 

[Chuz Life]

Can you imagine how excited Kamaltoe was, when she watched the replay?

 

[beagle9]

Once I fell off a motorbike.... I did! wow.....my knees......I can still feel the pain to this day!

Shit happens my friends LOL!

I use to ride barefooted with torn up Jean's on my right leg, because my pants leg would get caught in the chain pedal gear, and lock it up till I wrecked. How about the foot getting caught under the pedal tearing the hide off until you just fell over in agony ??? ROTFLMBO in pain.. Bad bicycle BAD... lol

 

[Captain Caveman]

At least Biden can ride a bike.

He obviously can't

 

[Ringo]

 

[strollingbones]

 

[beautress]

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Leader of the free world...why does he wear a helmet? He can't hurt his addled mind. Plus, he can eat ice cream extremely fast without worrying about brain freeze.

I bet he was checking out a 12 year old girl.

Or mayhap there's a phone in the helmet with an oligarch cabalist telling him what to memorize for his next conference, and he lost his rhythm. Whatever, hope the old boy is okay. He's had his share of spills this year. Next, he will have to have two people holding him up from another fall. That's how dementia works within a week to a month of demise. Maybe the medicoes have a panacea that will help him stay balanced for the duration. Prayers up for the President.