bacon

[Robert Urbanek]

There is no such thing as leftover bacon.

 

[trevorjohnson83]

 

[Paddlefoot]

 

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[Paddlefoot]

 

[Paddlefoot]

Texas

 

[Paddlefoot]

Texas State Fair food Cotton Candy wrapped bacon on a stick

 

[Deplorable Yankee]

 

[Paddlefoot]

 

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[Paddlefoot]

 

[Paddlefoot]

I may not be that good looking, or athletic, or funny, or talented, or smart... I forgot where I was going with this, but I do know I love bacon.

 

[Paddlefoot]

Hey Kids, don’t ask how I know this but this year Santa wants a plate of bacon and a cold beer. Please just believe me on this one.

 

[Paddlefoot]

 

[JGalt]

second ending

"Bacon"
drive thru
'can I help you'
Bacon! I need more bacon!
angry employee hears and slams the bacon drawer shut
bacon: 'awwww! help! Bob wake up!'
2nd bacon opens eyes: what is it?
that guy slammed us shut! he's dangerous!
guy looks in on bacon
quick he's looking at us!
I didn't know bacon could talk?
yep!
takes out two strips puts them on sandwich
3rd and 4th bacon open eyes: yay! we'll be eaten!
guy eating burger at table
bacon on burger yells as he's being eaten
yayyy! mphpmhpmh

I don't have a ******* clue what this thread is about, but you mentioned "bacon." Therefore you and I will be best friends forever.

Just don't expect me to spoon you, I'm not wired that way.

 

[buttercup]

Texas State Fair food Cotton Candy wrapped bacon on a stick
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What is that stuff on the piece of decaying corpse....MOLD???



Oh, never mind, I went back and read what you wrote, it's cotton candy. lol

 

[Paddlefoot]

If you saw what I did for a Klondike bar, you have no idea what I’m capable of for a plate of bacon.

 

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