Are you an official Wokester?

[Hang on Sloopy]

Show your Wokeness pride here>>>

I don't qualify for Wokeness because my reasoning skills aren't 5th grade

 

[Mortis]

I'm sure you'll find it on "The View". Behar and Whoopi to name a couple.

 

[odanny]

I don't qualify for Wokeness because my reasoning skills aren't 5th grade

You finally said something I agree with.

 

[norwegen]

"Are you smarter than a wokester?"

- Jeff Foxworthy

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I miss the days when he was all over the place.

God bless you and Jeff always!!!

Holly

P.S. I have no idea what he has been doing the past couple of years. Two years ago, an episode of Ellen's Game of Games featured him on a game of Stink Tank. Anything more recent is anyone's guess.

 

[themirrorthief]

Show your Wokeness pride here>>>

I don't qualify for Wokeness because my reasoning skills aren't 5th grade

woke means you are bitter and full of hate

 

[gipper]

^^^ I miss the days when he was all over the place.

God bless you and Jeff always!!!

Holly

P.S. I have no idea what he has been doing the past couple of years. Two years ago, an episode of Ellen's Game of Games featured him on a game of Stink Tank. Anything more recent is anyone's guess.

I love this joke:
You know you’re a red neck when you mow your lawn and find your car.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ Amen.

God bless you and Jeff always!!!

Holly

P.S. I don't know what my favorite one is. There are so many good ones that Jeff came up with. "If you see a sign that says "Say "No" to crack!" and it reminds you to pull your pants up....." is one of the many good ones.

 

[Disir]

Show your Wokeness pride here>>>

I don't qualify for Wokeness because my reasoning skills aren't 5th grade

I have officially had 2 cups of coffee and that's as woke as its getting.

 

[themirrorthief]

^^^ Amen.

God bless you and Jeff always!!!

Holly

P.S. I don't know what my favorite one is. There are so many good ones that Jeff came up with. "If you see a sign that says "Say "No" to crack!" and it reminds you to pull your pants up....." is one of the many good ones.

i liked it when larry the cable guy said he had to use the toilet declaring he was sending the cleveland browns to the super bowl

 

[JOSweetHeart]

^^^ I'll admit that I have never heard or seen any of Larry's performances.

God bless you and him always!!!

Holly

 

[d0gbreath]

I love this joke:
You know you’re a red neck when you mow your lawn and find your car.

If you've ever worn flip-flops to a funeral.
If you've ever set up a buffet on an ironing board.
It you're ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
-Jeff's lines