Silly girl. You may know programing, but your ignorance is woefully apperant in other areas. But rather than change that situation, you prefer play the comic. Grow up, beyond adolescence, willful ignorance is ugly.
Funny thing about programming, it requires a grasp of mathematics, very complex mathematics (well it use to before the new OS's made it too easy). It also requires thinking with more than just one brain cell at a time. The capability of using logic over all other aspects of life, to see how everything connects at once instead of focusing on one tiny little portion of the machine. (Still talking long time ago) This ability does not end with programming, if you love computers as much as I do you start to think like one, making connections to form big pictures, seeing how each part works within the whole and how the whole responds to each part. This is where you lack ability, you see one part and ignore the whole, you ignore all the parts around that one part, and you ignore how they interact with each other.
I will give you an example using the computer, since I know it so well, and then parallel it to your "expertise" (believe it when I see it). When you are using a computer you focus on the one application at a time, typing or clicking away seeing it's response to your input. When I am using a computer I see how the keyboard relays the info for the key I just pressed in my mind, how the hardware translates that into binary code (though I picture hex code really), how the hardware then stores it in a buffer in the CPU through (and I do mean how, electrical currents going through specific connections). Then how the OS reads that buffer and pops it off, which then that information is routed to the application that has the current focus, managed by the OS's thread manager usually, though it's not always the one you see on your desktop, sometimes there are helper apps running to, each one checking to see if they need to respond to the key press, if not the OS continues down until it gets to the application that has focus ...
Well you get the hint. With the environment I see almost the same thing, how ocean temperatures influence the winds and how the winds influence the currents, how the land transmits the heat, how the life forms effect the land ... etc, etc, etc, and so does everyone else who sees your hoax for what it is. What you see is how the ice is melting. Not the why, not all factors effecting the ice, not how life interacts with the ice, not even why the ice is there ... just that the ice is melting. Here's the question ... so what?