Well, they'll stone ya cuz they’re trying to look so good
They'll stone ya just a-like they said they would
They'll stone ya when you want to be alone
Then they'll stone ya when they think you’ll not condone
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone ya when you're talkin’ venezuela
They'll stone ya when you're mention it’s a fail ya
They'll stone ya if the drug wars really sells
They'll stone ya when you mention the cartels
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
They'll stone ya when you're at the UN table
They'll stone ya when you are young and able
They'll stone ya when you're asking who’s got the buck
They'll stone ya and then they'll say, "Good luck"
But I I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you and say complain you little bed wetter
Then they'll stone you and then they'll legislate one better
They'll stone you when you're voting out these dopes
They'll stone you when you've had such high hopes
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
Well, they'll stone you when you stand up on your own
They'll stone you when you the spam hits you phone
They'll stone you and then say you’re depraved
They'll stone you when you are set down in your grave
Yes, but I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned
~S~(w/apologies to Mr Dylan)