Americans arent christians, they are satanists

[hauke]

jesus is a communist

americans hate communism, so your not christians, you don t follow jesus who is a communist

jesus wants people to work together, jesus is a communist.

satan wants people to be apart, satan wants you to be superior to all other humans

satan wants capitalism

the american people hate communism hate jesus

they love to be better they love satan

 

[Bleipriester]

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[hauke]

theres the story in the petrus letters
there was the married couple who burried their riches and then went to join the christians, and petrus asked : " did you give all your worldly wealth ? to the man"
the man said yes, and petrus said if you lie gods wreath will kill you are you sure you gave all to the community ?
the men who hid his wealth said "yes"

and a bolt from heaven slayed the men who lied

so petrus asked the wife :" did you give all your worldly wealth to the community ?"
and the wife who hid her wealth said :"yes"

and a bolt from heaven slayed her

 

[Bleipriester]

Lets take a look at how the hauke guy comes to his conclusion.

Basic statement that is the base of the claim:
Jesus was a communist.

Conclusion:
Because Jesus was a communist and the Americans don´t like communism, they like the devil.

 

[Iceweasel]

Capitalists are Satanists?

 

[hauke]

i come to this conclusion because i read the bible

 

[hauke]

yes capitalism is satanism

 

[hauke]

the people in pensilvania who don t use technology are propably closer to jesus then anyone else

 

[Bleipriester]

Next round:
Jesus mother was 13 when he was born. An old fuck, a high elderly priest who were in charge of the girl, made her pregnant and they had to leave.

 

[hauke]

your 2000 years old and where present at jesus birth ? i don t belive your claim to be 2000 years old

 

[Iceweasel]

yes capitalism is satanism

That's what I thought.

 

[hauke]

you claim not only to be more then 2000 years old you claim to have been present at the conception of jesus by mary.
your a liar your propably 30 years old and are just lying

 

[Iceweasel]

you claim not only to be more then 2000 years old you claim to have been present at the conception of jesus by mary.
your a liar your propably 30 years old and are just lying

Who me? I knocked up Mary, prove me wrong.

 

[Bleipriester]

your 2000 years old and where present at jesus birth ? i don t belive your claim to be 2000 years old

Ein Mensch namens Jesus – Wikipedia

 

[the_human_being]

Hauke is an idiot. A child and an idiot.

 

[hauke]

your really going this way ?

the_human_being is a mouthpiece for corporate interests

 

[hauke]

and jesus said be like a child and you said im a child

 

[Ozone]

jesus is a communist

americans hate communism, so your not christians, you don t follow jesus who is a communist

jesus wants people to work together, jesus is a communist.

satan wants people to be apart, satan wants you to be superior to all other humans

satan wants capitalism

the american people hate communism hate jesus

they love to be better they love satan

well, you're a satanist, therefore you must only ever say the exact opposite of the truth in a devilish way, or the other satanists won't be your friends anymore. god forbid you lose satan's friendship, right? it turns out that americans just hate a lot of things, wouldn't matter if you dragged satan into it at all, but you did, you just did by accusing people of satanism. so you want it to be about satan, do you? do you really? do you really want to push that envelope? it's the lake of fire, buddy. get a grip.

 

[norwegen]

I was hoping someone would say that capitalists were satinists. Then I wouldn't feel so guilty about my comfy linens.