Zone1 Allegory man, this thread is for you!!

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You have been given the keys to the kingdom of heaven. Read them all and figure it out yourself.

Start with the first. If you get that right the next will be easy. No one can help anyone who won't help themselves.

Not God, not Jesus, not me, and certainly not all of the eucharists in the world.

Given that they are commands to do something or not do something, none are figurative.

Which is why you can’t show any that are.

 

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Given that they are commands to do something or not do something, none are figurative.

If thats an example of your reasoning skills you should find another hobby. You suck at acting.

But just to prove you are wrong, just another low life con and lying fraud, and so that others will not be misled, read the words of the Jesus you pretend to love so much you defy the Law of God, by worshipping a trinity, and desecrate the words of Jesus by believing it can be made by human hands, eaten, and crapped down the toilet.

Not kosher.

"It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.” This is a direct reference to kosher law showing that Jesus was teaching people that it is not to be taken literally.

Peter said to Him, “Explain this parable to us.”

“Do you still not understand?” Jesus asked. “Do you not yet realize that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then into the sewer? But the things that come out of the mouth come from the MIND, and these things defile a man. For out of the MIND come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, and slander."

All of which your are inexcusably GUILTY, you filthy animal.

 

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If thats an example of your reasoning skills you should find another hobby. You suck at acting.

But just to prove you are wrong, just another low life liar and fraud. Read the words of the Jesus you pretend to love so much you defy the Law of God, by worshipping a trinity, and desecrate the words of Jesus by "believing" it can be made by human hands, eaten, and crapped down the toilet. Not Kosher.

"It is not what goes into the mouth that defiles a person, but what comes out of the mouth; this defiles a person.” (Jesus H. Christ)

This is a direct reference to kosher law showing that Jesus was teaching that it is not to be taken literally.

Peter said to Him, “Explain this parable to us.”

“Do you still not understand?” Jesus asked. “Do you not yet realize that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then into the sewer? But the things that come out of the mouth come from the heart, and these things defile a man. For out of the heart come evil thoughts, murder, adultery, sexual immorality, theft, false testimony, and slander."

See post #221

 

[hobelim]

See post #221

See Genesis 3:14

 

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See Genesis 3:14

See Leviticus 18:22.

 

[hobelim]

See Leviticus 18:22.

Zechariah 5:3

“This, he told me, is the curse that is going out over all of the land, for according to the writing on one side, every thief will be swept away; and according to the writing on other side, every perjurer will be swept clean away. I have sent it out, the Lord of Hosts has said, and it will enter the house of the thief and the house of the man who has perjured himself in My name. It will remain inside that house and demolish it, timbers, and stones, and all."

 

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Zechariah 5:3

I’m going to stick with Leviticus 18:22 given your opposition to that command.

 

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I’m going to stick with Leviticus 18:22 given your opposition to that command.

Goodie for you!

So while you are condemning others for their sexual preferences you will only succeed in condemning yourself for bending over and lifting your skirt for whatever priest or preacher told you that the words of Jesus were edible and the way to eternal life is to defy the Law of my God by worshipping a trinity every now and then on Sunday.

One thing that is for sure sweet cheeks. Whether you listen or don't listen, Sunday will never be the same.

 

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Goodie for you!

So while you are condemning others for their sexual preferences you will only succeed in condemning yourself for bending over and lifting your skirt for whatever priest or preacher told you that the words of Jesus were edible and the way to eternal life is to defy the Law of my God by worshipping a trinity every now and then on Sunday.

One thing that is for sure sweet cheeks. Whether you listen or don't listen, Sunday will never be the same.

Did I condemn anyone?

 

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Did I condemn anyone?

You seriously don't know? Let me help you see yourself.

By claiming that codified Divine instruction, The Divine commands, are to be taken literally you condemn Jesus as a false prophet, you condemn anyone who refuses to believe that God is such a capricious and sadistic dick whose concerns for humans are diet fusion and the sexual preferences of consenting adults and creates people the way they are, and then excoriates them for it, and you have condemned yourself quite effectively by allowing Satan to enter your mind to perpetuate every single day the same exact lies that Jesus lived and died opposing.

Now you know.

 

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You seriously don't know? Let me help you see yourself.

By claiming that codified Divine instruction, the law, is to be taken literally you condemn Jesus as a false prophet, you condemn anyone who refuses to believe that God is such a capricious and sadistic dick that creates people the way they are, and then condemns them for it, and you have condemned yourself quite effectively by allowing Satan to enter your mind to perpetuate every single day the same exact lies that Jesus lived and died opposing.

Now you know.

ummm... no. I did not condemn you for your unnatural sexual acts and promotion of unnatural sexual acts. I merely referenced the Jewish law which stated it is an abomination to God which is still not a condemnation. I never said you were going to hell. Whereas your condemnation is much more direct and easy to observe.

 

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I merely referenced the Jewish law which stated it is an abomination to God which is still not a condemnation. I never said you were going to hell

Yeah right. Are you really that stupid? By claiming falsely that homosexuality is an abomination to God when sex is not the subject, "unnatural sexual acts and promotion of unnatural sexual acts" YOUR WORDS, you are condemning millions of people dimwit, and you are condemning the very Jesus you pretend to love so much because he taught that the Law was not to be taken literally and suffered and was tortured and crucified for it.

You defy the first command, desecrate the words of Jesus, falsely accuse the innocent, and so guess what!

YOU HAVE YOUR REWARD ALREADY. death, hell, and existence without God

You never said I was going to hell? lol. I never said you are going to hell either. You understand neither scripture nor the power of God. You died literally decades ago, in the very day you first set aside the Law to worship a trinity and desecrate the words of Jesus. Every clueless post of your proves this. Your own words and deeds.

 

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Yeah right. Are you really that stupid? By claiming falsely that homosexuality is an abomination to God your are condemning millions of people dimwit, and you are condemning the very Jesus you pretend to love so much because he taught that the law was not to be taken literally and suffered and was crucified for it.

You defy the first command, desecrate the words of Jesus, falsely accuse the innocent, and so guess what!

YOU HAVE YOUR REWARD ALREADY.

You never said I was going to hell? lol. I never said you are going to hell either. You understand neither scripture nor the power of God. You died literally decades ago, in the very day you first set aside the Law to worship a trinity and desecrate the words of Jesus. Every clueless post of your proves this. Your own words and deeds.

Take it up with the Jews.

 

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Take it up with the Jews.

"The Jews" You might as well have "antisemite" tattooed your forehead. But 666 is clear enough. You bear the mark of the beast. You profess to believe in and worship the Antichrist, a false substitute counterfeit Jesus conjured from the depths of a Roman hell, created in the image and likeness of Mithras, with all the powerful supernatural "miracles of the lie" that scripture is to be taken literally, first unleashed on the world in 325CE.

 

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"The Jews" You might as well have "antisemite" tattooed your forehead. But 666 is clear enough. You bear the mark of the beast. You profess to believe in and worship the Antichrist, a false substitute counterfeit Jesus conjured from the depths of a Roman hell, created in the image and likeness of Mithras, with all the powerful supernatural "miracles of the lie" that scripture is to be taken literally, first unleashed on the world in 325CE.

Yes, take Leviticus 18:22 up with the Jews. Explain to them how men not butt ******* other men isn't a command against it. Explain to them how it's just a metaphor.

 

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Yes, take Leviticus 18:22 up with the Jews. Explain to them how men not butt ******* other men isn't a command against it. Explain to them how it's just a metaphor.

lol. The Jews already know. And you might notice that the Jews are not even trying to dispute it. The Jews know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth and so "The Jews" will never lose the keys to the kingdom again.


* Mithra was born on December 25th. Called "Birthday of the Unconquered Sun", it was incorporated into the church in the 4th century AD as the birthday of Christ. Although Jesus was born in October, christians today celebrate Mithra' birthday, believing it was Jesus' birthday.

* Mithra' birth was witnessed by shepherds and by Magi (the root of the word magician) who brought gifts to his sacred birth-cave of the Rock

* He was considered a great travelling teacher and master.

* He had 12 companions or disciples, which in Mithraism were represented by the 12 astrological signs.

* He performed miracles.

* He was buried in a tomb.

* After three days he rose again, but with no witnesses to the event

* His triumph over death and ascension to heaven were celebrated at the Mithran's most important festival, Easter, held at the spring equinox when the sun rises toward its apogee

* Mithra was called "the Good Shepherd."

* He was considered "the Way, the Truth and the Light, the Redeemer, the Savior, the Messiah."

* In the cult's rituals, Mithra was identified with both the Lion and the Lamb.

* His sacred day was Sunday, and was called "the Lord's Day" hundreds of years before the appearance of Christ.

* Mithraism had a Eucharist or "Lord's Supper" in which bread was eaten as a symbol of Mithra' body, and wine was drunk as a symbol of the blood shed when Mithra overpowered and killed the bull

* Mithra performed many miracles, including raising the dead, healing the sick, making the blind see and the lame walk, casting out devils.

* Mithra was said to carry keys to the kingdom of heaven.

* Mithra was called the god of light and truth, the god of mediation between god and man. He was to his worshippers The creator of life; The Mediator between man and the higher gods; The God of light; The All-seeing one; The Guardian of oaths (covenants); The Protector of the righteous in this world and also in the next.

* A trinity godhead comprised of Mithra (divine god of truth), Rashnu (divine god of justice, judgement and righteousness), Vohu Manah (divine spirit of enlightenment). These three persons were separate yet they were one.

Before returning to heaven, Mithra was said to have celebrated a Last Supper with followers, who represented the twelve signs of the zodiac. In memory of this, his worshippers partook of a sacramental meal of bread marked with the Mithran cross of light. This was one of the seven Mithraic sacraments, believed to be the models for the Christians' seven sacraments, which follow them identically. It was called mizd, latin missa, English mass. Mithra' image was buried in a rock tomb, the same sacred cave that represented his mother's womb. He was withdrawn from it and said to live again.

Mithraism was an ascetic, anti-female religion. Its priesthood consisted of celibate men only.


Men who have forsaken NATURAL RELATIONS WITH WOMEN to engage in unnatural acts like idolatry and getting shafted by each other in an iniquitous orgy of vile and degrading practices forever condemned by God.

Like praying to and worshipping the lifeless work of human hands. AN ABOMINATION that causes desolation.

 

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lol. The Jews already know. And you might notice that the Jews are not even trying to dispute it. The Jews know better than to look a gift horse in the mouth and so "The Jews" will never lose the keys to the kingdom again.

And yet Israel does not allow same sex marriages to be performed on their soil. Go figure.

 

[hobelim]

And yet Israel does not allow same sex marriages to be performed on their soil. Go figure.

And Jesus was despised ridiculed, reviled and rejected as a sinner, a glutton and a drunk, and a religious nutjob always in bad company.

For teaching that the Divine commands are not to be taken literally. 'Why worry about what you eat or wear, etc." Its not what goes into your mouth that defiles a person, its what comes out of their mouth that defiles a person"

Yeah, Go figure.

 

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And Jesus was despised ridiculed, reviled and rejected as a sinner, a glutton and a drunk, and a religious nutjob..


Yeah, Go figure.

Not sure what that has to do with Leviticus 18:22 or Israel not allowing same sex marriages on their soil, but I get that you are obsessed with subverting the messages of the Bible to rationalize your beliefs about homosexuality which is why every post you make is a subversion of Christianity.

 

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Pervert.

every post you make is a subversion of Christianity.

Nonsense. Every time I post something new or old, it is an opportunity for Christians to rise from the dead. You do know that it is written that at the resurrection "the dead in Christ" will be the first to rise. Thats a fact.

This is where the sheep are separated from the goats.

The last trumpet blast has been heard around the world, Jesus has emerged from the clouds that have obscured him from sight, every eye has seen him, and throngs of the dead are rising to eternal life right in front of you.

Myriads and myriads of angels and saints, sinners and bad characters, have been released from hells keeping. Maybe not you, but I really don't give a shit. If anyone has earned the shame of eternal abhorrence its you.

But don't you worry. I'll make you the star of your very own fairy tale to teach the children of the future lessons.


Pick a title.

The ding with no clothes? 7 things to post on a message board when you are dead? The ding without a clue? Ding sings a discordant song in the cacophony of hell? How to lose your soul and sanity in one easy step?

On your grave will be written; "I shouldn't have eaten Jesus and lied my ass off in the name of God." but I did.