... You're wrong; you've been proven wrong ...
That is factually incorrect, as has been shown many times. You can't claim to have immersed yourself in immigration law as deeply as you claim and not know the most basic things about US immigration status.
I'll say it again, permanent residency is NOT the same thing as citizenship, and having permanent residency involves no obligation to pursue citizenship. This is not a complex concept.
If you have such a bug up your caboose about me, I can only point you once again to the Flame Zone where such bickering belongs.
Maybe someone else would like to actually discuss immigration, assimilation, and/or the acquisition of the English language.