Why are my balls getting wet in the toilet?

[Lord Long Rod]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

 

[Concerned American]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

You might want to quit activating the bidet.

 

[Dekster]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

You need to mount you one of those sex swings from the ceiling over the toilet. Will help to drain your balls or at least keep them out of the water when you poo.

 

[mudwhistle]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

You might try wearing a diaper....then you won't have that problem.

 

[TNHarley]

I have this one friend, he is an older stoner biker guy. One of his favorite phrases is "holy shitballs"
Now I know why.

 

[odanny]

You might want to quit teabagging with your partner, perhaps he is stretching out your nutsack.

 

[Crepitus]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

Stop fronting Stumpy.

 

[yidnar]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

throw a ball over each shoulder ... you'll look like your wearing a wrinkled vest when you're taking a shit .

 

[Blaster]

 

[the watcher]

I know there was an outbreak in South Park one year

 

[Auld Phart]

Maybe your outhouse is too close to the river?

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

Reminds me of the Richard Pryor joke about two lying n***as who step to the edge of a brige to piss. First one says, "Hmmmm. Water's cold". And the second one says, "Yeah, and deep too".

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Are you 97 years old? The balls always fall and that's part of old age.

 

[Concerned American]

Reminds me of the Richard Pryor joke about two lying n***as who step to the edge of a brige to piss. First one says, "Hmmmm. Water's cold". And the second one says, "Yeah, and deep too".

I said that while I was pissing off of the Golden Gate in 1972--I was hung much better in those days.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

Just grab your nuts when you are sitting on the toidy and hold them while you go #2

 

[Fort Fun Indiana]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

Because you sit down to pee?

 

[American_Jihad]

It does not happen all the time, but it happens.

Quit drinking beer and buy a plunger...

 

[Lord Long Rod]

I appreciate all the replies, especially the witty ones. But this is becoming an issue for me. Seriously. When I drop a deuce on one of these days when my boys are hanging low I have to lower myself to the bowel without sitting down to do my business so they don't get wet. I really do not want my lads floating around in the same bowl as my turds.

 

[Lord Long Rod]

Just grab your nuts when you are sitting on the toidy and hold them while you go #2

That is actually a pretty good idea.

 

[Freedomisneverfree]

That is actually a pretty good idea.

Thanks. Have you seen those new underwear that hold your nut sack nice and tidy?