Who was the last Republican candidate this weak and douchy? Bob Dole and John McCain got their asses beat but it had nothing to do with them being douchebags because they aren't. They're American heros that just happened to run for President when national sentiment was overwhelmingly against the Republican party. Bush's and Reagans and Nixons all won - so they aren't douchy. Was Ford douchy? I mean we gotta go pretty far back in time!