Which Song Is The WORST?

[Skull Pilot]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

 

[ChrisL]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

 

[PredFan]

Uptown Girl is insipid nonsense and painful to listen to. Hands down it's the worst.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

 

[ChrisL]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

 

[Skull Pilot]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

Cousin of the croc

Oh and I can't stand those either

 

[Rocko]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

What's the difference??...ok...sorry...im not a bigot.

 

[ChrisL]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

Cousin of the croc

Oh and I can't stand those either

Okay, some crocodile things are bad.

 

[ChrisL]

I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

Cousin of the croc

Oh and I can't stand those either

All crocodiles everywhere should be offended.

 

[MarathonMike]

Love in an elevator, the rest of the list is tolerable IMO.

 

[Hossfly]

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

Cousin of the croc

Oh and I can't stand those either

All crocodiles everywhere should be offended.

Right on! Alligators make good dogs. Just cut off their tails and paint them yellow. You have to teach them how to bark though.

 

[ChrisL]

Hey, it has a crocodile in it, so it has to be good.

Izod shirts have crocodiles and I can't stand them either

I think those are supposed to be alligators.

Cousin of the croc

Oh and I can't stand those either

All crocodiles everywhere should be offended.

Right on! Alligators make good dogs. Just cut off their tails and paint them yellow. You have to teach them how to bark though.

That's one heck of a guard dog!

 

[Meathead]

Last Christmas

I win!

 

[ChrisL]

I can beat that. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

 

[Meathead]

I can beat that. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Not even close. Last Christmas is the most annoying and simply the worst song ever conceived by man, including George Michael!

It simply cannot be argued!

 

[ChrisL]

I can beat that. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.

Not even close. Last Christmas is the most annoying and simply the worst song ever conceived by man, including George Michael!

It simply cannot be argued!

Post it and let's compare!

 

[Meathead]

I WIN!!!

 

[ChrisL]

I WIN!!!

That's pretty bad, but the singing isn't nearly as annoying!

 

[yiostheoy]

Most of Elton John's songs suck.

But this one is his best:

 

[yiostheoy]

Bob Dylan is the absolute worst singer of all time second only to Rosie Odonnell.