What is the gay agenda?

I hear about the gay agenda all the time but I've never known exactly what it is. It seems to mean that gays wish to force everyone to be gay, disband religion and even bludgeon people to death.

I have a hard time believing any of that is true and I'd appreciate it if someone could tell me what the gay agenda actually is.

 

TO DANCE!!!!!

 

Interesting question. Most gays will say that their agenda is just to be treated equally and fairly in society as every non-gay supposedly is. The problem for a lot of us is that many of them actually go well beyond this, wanting us not only to accept their way of life but to celebrate it with open arms and as if their way of life is just as normal as anyone else.

Well, their way of life is not normal to everyone else. It is for them, but not for the rest of society, and the rest of society is not comfortable with many of the things they do in public, and I personally don't believe it should be expected of the rest of society to openly celebrate their gayness. Personally, I'm not happy for a gay person's gayness, but I do accept it and believe they should not be discriminated against.

 

What do gays do in public?

 

Equality and equal protection under the law. Period.

Social acceptance, most homosexuals understand, is not something that can be legislated, forced by legal precedent, or even advertised for. It comes and it goes. Just look at the hippies: it was cool in the 60s, sad in the 70s, old in the 80s, almost extinct in the 90s, and cool again in the new millenium. I just paid $115 for a ticket to the Dead! It was a hell of a lot cheaper 40 years ago and Jerry Garcia was still alive! Goddamn capitalist hippies! Social acceptance will come with time, and not everyone will accept homosexuals socially. Just like racism still exists, and sexism, and how I don't like yuppies, yippies, or new generation hippie white kids with their stupid dreadlocks. And I'm a hippie. But I think everyone should have the same rights. Except fundamentalists who persecute people. They should be banished to Greenland.

 

to expand on your comment. There agenda is to listen to Cher in techno and to get the cute guy at Starbucks number and tell every girl they see that they are fabulous and they love their hair.

 

Talk funny, walk funny, hold eachothers' hands, kiss (you know, all the same stuff straight people do) to push their damn gay agenda down out throats! Next thing you know there will be gay romantic comedies coming out in movie theatres, and gay romance novels on the shelves of super markets, and gay songs on the radio...er, wait. See! Its already happening! No!

*Sung to the tune "I'm Turning Japanese":
Turning homosexual
I think I'm turning homosexual
I really think so...

 

Celebrate it how?

 

Wait ... you aren't already?

 

I wish equality was all it was. I also wish the gys got it but they don't get it any more than the drinlkers or the skirt chasers.