Christopher Lee playing a hard-core thrash-metal guitarist. A person eating an ice cream cone while being hosed down with flaming napalm. A children's movie by David Fincher. An Alien movie in which characters call each other by the first names (yes, I still think Mr. Parker & Mr. Brett were entitled to full shares like everyone else!). A Shyamalan movie in which nobody ever, ever speaks in a tense whisper. A movie in which a random shopping cart has carved on its handlebar a formula for traveling faster than light. A movie in which the Statue of Liberty comes to life, dons a g-string, and decides to make a really hot, sexy pose. A movie in which Alec Baldwin plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character. A movie in which the delightfully talented, demonic Brad Dourif plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.