Things you NEVER see in movies

WillMunny

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Christopher Lee playing a hard-core thrash-metal guitarist.

A person eating an ice cream cone while being hosed down with flaming napalm.

A children's movie by David Fincher.

An Alien movie in which characters call each other by the first names (yes, I still think Mr. Parker & Mr. Brett were entitled to full shares like everyone else!).

A Shyamalan movie in which nobody ever, ever speaks in a tense whisper.

A movie in which a random shopping cart has carved on its handlebar a formula for traveling faster than light.

A movie in which the Statue of Liberty comes to life, dons a g-string, and decides to make a really hot, sexy pose.

A movie in which Alec Baldwin plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.

A movie in which the delightfully talented, demonic Brad Dourif plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.
 
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a movie with Alec Baldwin where he doesn't look like he's reading cue cards
 
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