Things you NEVER see in movies

Discussion in 'TV Forum' started by WillMunny, Sep 11, 2017.

  1. WillMunny
    Offline

    WillMunny Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2016
    Messages:
    3,507
    Thanks Received:
    594
    Trophy Points:
    195
    Ratings:
    +3,539
    Christopher Lee playing a hard-core thrash-metal guitarist.

    A person eating an ice cream cone while being hosed down with flaming napalm.

    A children's movie by David Fincher.

    An Alien movie in which characters call each other by the first names (yes, I still think Mr. Parker & Mr. Brett were entitled to full shares like everyone else!).

    A Shyamalan movie in which nobody ever, ever speaks in a tense whisper.

    A movie in which a random shopping cart has carved on its handlebar a formula for traveling faster than light.

    A movie in which the Statue of Liberty comes to life, dons a g-string, and decides to make a really hot, sexy pose.

    A movie in which Alec Baldwin plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.

    A movie in which the delightfully talented, demonic Brad Dourif plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2017
  2. WillHaftawaite
    Offline

    WillHaftawaite Gone Fishin' Staff Member Supporting Member

    Joined:
    Mar 3, 2013
    Messages:
    40,453
    Thanks Received:
    9,585
    Trophy Points:
    2,100
    Ratings:
    +43,239
    a movie with Alec Baldwin where he doesn't look like he's reading cue cards
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  3. miketx
    Online

    miketx Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    45,031
    Thanks Received:
    4,864
    Trophy Points:
    1,870
    Ratings:
    +50,295
    global warming.jpg
     
  4. WillMunny
    Offline

    WillMunny Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 1, 2016
    Messages:
    3,507
    Thanks Received:
    594
    Trophy Points:
    195
    Ratings:
    +3,539
    Heheh, I must admit the Statue of Liberty looks quite fuckable in that pose!
     
  5. Vastator
    Offline

    Vastator Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2014
    Messages:
    9,543
    Thanks Received:
    1,568
    Trophy Points:
    290
    Ratings:
    +9,489
    • Funny Funny x 1
  6. Mac1958
    Offline

    Mac1958 Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2011
    Messages:
    47,348
    Thanks Received:
    9,355
    Trophy Points:
    2,060
    Location:
    Independent Ave.
    Ratings:
    +38,646
    Been there.
    .
     
  7. Two Thumbs
    Offline

    Two Thumbs Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2010
    Messages:
    37,551
    Thanks Received:
    6,272
    Trophy Points:
    1,140
    Location:
    Where ever I go, there I am.
    Ratings:
    +15,040
    A movie in which the giant corporation is run by ethical people.
     
    • Funny Funny x 2
  8. JoeMoma
    Offline

    JoeMoma Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2014
    Messages:
    11,153
    Thanks Received:
    1,731
    Trophy Points:
    290
    Ratings:
    +9,334
    When they shave their armpits.

    Actually, I've seen some that are hot even with fir under the arms. Oooo la la.
     
    • Agree Agree x 1
  9. miketx
    Online

    miketx Diamond Member

    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2015
    Messages:
    45,031
    Thanks Received:
    4,864
    Trophy Points:
    1,870
    Ratings:
    +50,295
     
    • Funny Funny x 1
  10. AsianTrumpSupporter
    Offline

    AsianTrumpSupporter Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Feb 26, 2017
    Messages:
    3,914
    Thanks Received:
    1,017
    Trophy Points:
    390
    Location:
    Democratic People's Republique de Californie
    Ratings:
    +5,235
    A big budget movie about the L.A. riots from the Asian perspective.
     
    • Winner Winner x 2
    • Agree Agree x 1

Share This Page