Things you NEVER see in movies

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    Christopher Lee playing a hard-core thrash-metal guitarist.

    A person eating an ice cream cone while being hosed down with flaming napalm.

    A children's movie by David Fincher.

    An Alien movie in which characters call each other by the first names (yes, I still think Mr. Parker & Mr. Brett were entitled to full shares like everyone else!).

    A Shyamalan movie in which nobody ever, ever speaks in a tense whisper.

    A movie in which a random shopping cart has carved on its handlebar a formula for traveling faster than light.

    A movie in which the Statue of Liberty comes to life, dons a g-string, and decides to make a really hot, sexy pose.

    A movie in which Alec Baldwin plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.

    A movie in which the delightfully talented, demonic Brad Dourif plays a sweet, mild-mannered, goody two-shoes of a character.
     
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    a movie with Alec Baldwin where he doesn't look like he's reading cue cards
     
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    Heheh, I must admit the Statue of Liberty looks quite fuckable in that pose!
     
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    Been there.
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    A movie in which the giant corporation is run by ethical people.
     
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    When they shave their armpits.

    Actually, I've seen some that are hot even with fir under the arms. Oooo la la.
     
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    A big budget movie about the L.A. riots from the Asian perspective.
     
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