Recruiting blues

[mrsx]

Likely I have more time on the shitter in a non-industrialized portion of some gawdforsaken third world cesspit than you have in service, in total. When I said I'd eat your lunch, I meant that I would take your food away from you and consume it. You, personally are not worthy of bruising my knuckles or wasting my powder. I pity you only slightly less than the victims of child molestation.

I have come across some pretty weird potty freaks on this board but you are the most exotic so far. The fumes arising from that third world cesspit seem to have caused you some brain damage as well as providing your thoughts with a distinctively fetid odor. You can't take my food away because we are communicating over the Internet. I'm not actually in that portable toilet with you so you aren't going to be able to bruise you knuckles on anything other than the seat. Don't waste your powder on me, you're going to need it when they finish changing your diaper. Ha Ha

I must say, these duels of wit with an unarmed opponent are growing tedious. Why do these knuckle-dragging wannabes persist in invective when they are so very, very bad at it? Either come up with some idea about "recruitment blues" or send in a minimally talented adversary. Otherwise, I may just take a week off and leave you to throw your tiny feces at each other.

 

[007]

I have come across some pretty weird potty freaks on this board but you are the most exotic so far. The fumes arising from that third world cesspit seem to have caused you some brain damage as well as providing your thoughts with a distinctively fetid odor. You can't take my food away because we are communicating over the Internet. I'm not actually in that portable toilet with you so you aren't going to be able to bruise you knuckles on anything other than the seat. Don't waste your powder on me, you're going to need it when they finish changing your diaper. Ha Ha

I must say, these duels of wit with an unarmed opponent are growing tedious. Why do these knuckle-dragging wannabes persist in invective when they are so very, very bad at it? Either come up with some idea about "recruitment blues" or send in a minimally talented adversary. Otherwise, I may just take a week off and leave you to throw your tiny feces at each other.

I wish I was a mod... you'd get your week off.

 

[mrsx]

Uuummmmm.... pssst, mizz ienstien... do you see the little stuff in the upper right hand corner of Sir Evils posts? The stuff that says he's "US MESSAGE BOARD STAFF"?

Being an idiot is something I'm quite sure you can't help... it's a liberal trait, but you're fucking with a moderator... you know, the kind that can BAN YOU!

For all his faults, Sir Evil does seem to have some sense of justice. He and I have discussed banning me a number of times and, of course, he might do so at any moment. He's a scrappy little welterweight though and so far has attempted to give as good as he gets without pulling rank as part of the general staff. I believe he realizes that such an abuse of power not only violates the spirit of free speech which the board celebrates, it would remove one of the tiny handful of interesting posters. Looking back over earlier threads, it seems obvious that without an occasional gadfly this board would be about as pointless as CB radio. We'll have to wait and see. In any event, I'm sure he is happy to know that you at least fear the awesome power of the Little Bitty Evil One.

P.S. Just for the record: I'm not Wade and I'm not a liberal. The extremely limiteded scope of your social contacts and political awareness leads you constantly to assume that I must be someone and something which you think you know: an amusing if provincial characteristic.

 

[mrsx]

I wish I was a mod... you'd get your week off.

Keep saving up your conformity points. Only a few thousand more kudos from the Peanut Gallery and you may be eligible to join the Lord of the Board. I warn you, it's lonely up there at the top and the executive pressures have sent men far stronger than you over the edge into the madness of NAMGLA. You have been warned!

 

[rtwngAvngr]

For all his faults, Sir Evil does seem to have some sense of justice. He and I have discussed banning me a number of times and, of course, he might do so at any moment. He's a scrappy little welterweight though and so far has attempted to give as good as he gets without pulling rank as part of the general staff. I believe he realizes that such an abuse of power not only violates the spirit of free speech which the board celebrates, it would remove one of the tiny handful of interesting posters. Looking back over earlier threads, it seems obvious that without an occasional gadfly this board would be about as pointless as CB radio. We'll have to wait and see. In any event, I'm sure he is happy to know that you at least fear the awesome power of the Little Bitty Evil One.

P.S. Just for the record: I'm not Wade and I'm not a liberal. The extremely limiteded scope of your social contacts and political awareness leads you constantly to assume that I must be someone and something which you think you know: an amusing if provincial characteristic.

Agreed, except you ARE liberal. At least you have the ideas of one. You might as well quit deconstructing relatively accurate labels and act right.

 

[mrsx]

Agreed, except you ARE liberal. At least you have the ideas of one. You might as well quit deconstructing relatively accurate labels and act right.

You seem to use "liberal" to describe anyone who would sit to your left in the General Assembly. The cocaleros are not liberals. Socialists are not liberals. Anarchists are not liberals. Communists are not liberals. Labor are not liberals. It's a wide world out there and just because you hate and fear most of it shouldn't lead you to such unsophisticated analysis. Thanks for trying, though.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

You seem to use "liberal" to describe anyone who would sit to your left in the General Assembly. The cocaleros are not liberals. Socialists are not liberals. Anarchists are not liberals. Communists are not liberals. Labor are not liberals. It's a wide world out there and just because you hate and fear most of it shouldn't lead you to such unsophisticated analysis. Thanks for trying, though.

Of course not. There are no liberals. if you can destroy the word you can destroy the references to the group, thus shutting off conversation, your favorite tactic.

 

[pegwinn]

I have come across some pretty weird potty freaks on this board but you are the most exotic so far. The fumes arising from that third world cesspit seem to have caused you some brain damage as well as providing your thoughts with a distinctively fetid odor. You can't take my food away because we are communicating over the Internet. I'm not actually in that portable toilet with you so you aren't going to be able to bruise you knuckles on anything other than the seat. Don't waste your powder on me, you're going to need it when they finish changing your diaper. Ha Ha

I must say, these duels of wit with an unarmed opponent are growing tedious. Why do these knuckle-dragging wannabes persist in invective when they are so very, very bad at it? Either come up with some idea about "recruitment blues" or send in a minimally talented adversary. Otherwise, I may just take a week off and leave you to throw your tiny feces at each other.

Noticed that for the second time you failed to actually address the points I made. That would be strike two. Since you are so intellectually limited that you qualify for minority protection status, I am going to allow you to consider retiring gracefully. I do wonder if you are able to comprehend just how badly you have been smoked in this thread. Your continued rebuttals are not worthy of respect for fighting on, but for pity at not knowing you've been beaten. Sad really.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Noticed that for the second time you failed to actually address the points I made. That would be strike two. Since you are so intellectually limited that you qualify for minority protection status, I am going to allow you to consider retiring gracefully. I do wonder if you are able to comprehend just how badly you have been smoked in this thread. Your continued rebuttals are not worthy of respect for fighting on, but for pity at not knowing you've been beaten. Sad really.

I wonder if mrsx has enough class to admit she's demonstrably wrong about most things.

 

[mrsx]

Of course not. There are no liberals. if you can destroy the word you can destroy the references to the group, thus shutting off conversation, your favorite tactic.

Do you have any idea how crazy your sound?

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Do you have any idea how crazy your sound?

It's not crazy at all. It's the strategy most libs employ when our scathing and accurate characterizations become too much to bear. "Libs, what libs, there's no such thing as libs, there are only normal people and wacko conservatives" Right. See, your side will always fail, your main strategy is CONVINCING people you don't believe what you actually do and do believe what you actually don't. Congratulations on your lifetime path of deception. Satan is proud.

 

[GotZoom]

The more posts I read by him/her (whatever), the more I am convinced that this individual is writing anything possible, regardless of how outlandish - and even purposely inflammatory and ignorant just to get a rise out of us.

Nobody can be this f**ked up in real life.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

The more posts I read by him/her (whatever), the more I am convinced that this individual is writing anything possible, regardless of how outlandish - and even purposely inflammatory and ignorant just to get a rise out of us.

Nobody can be this f**ked up in real life.

MRSX is a living personification of the crack up of the dem party. No ideas, no merit, no chance. All they have is socialism, criticism, and denial of the first two.

 

[007]

For all his faults, Sir Evil does seem to have some sense of justice. He and I have discussed banning me a number of times and, of course, he might do so at any moment. He's a scrappy little welterweight though and so far has attempted to give as good as he gets without pulling rank as part of the general staff. I believe he realizes that such an abuse of power not only violates the spirit of free speech which the board celebrates, it would remove one of the tiny handful of interesting posters. Looking back over earlier threads, it seems obvious that without an occasional gadfly this board would be about as pointless as CB radio. We'll have to wait and see. In any event, I'm sure he is happy to know that you at least fear the awesome power of the Little Bitty Evil One.

P.S. Just for the record: I'm not Wade and I'm not a liberal. The extremely limiteded scope of your social contacts and political awareness leads you constantly to assume that I must be someone and something which you think you know: an amusing if provincial characteristic.

Well mizz-x, I now see you have no redeming qualities at all. Your last chance would have been to show you're at least gracious, but no, all you do is go on to show that you are a consummate suck up with the tendencies of a egomaniacal narcissist. If I wasn't certain, I'd say you were hillary clinton.

The only thing you've displayed here mizz-x, is the accute ability to be a smart ass, and that's nothing to be proud of or boast about. You have contributed scant little to this board of substance, which makes people think of you as a liberal, who are all short on ideas, but big on mouth.

 

[mrsx]

Well mizz-x, I now see you have no redeming qualities at all. Your last chance would have been to show you're at least gracious, but no, all you do is go on to show that you are a consummate suck up with the tendencies of a egomaniacal narcissist. If I wasn't certain, I'd say you were hillary clinton.

The only thing you've displayed here mizz-x, is the accute ability to be a smart ass, and that's nothing to be proud of or boast about. You have contributed scant little to this board of substance, which makes people think of you as a liberal, who are all short on ideas, but big on mouth.

After a couple of hundred posts it is clear that nothing I can say will make the slightest impression on the minds of the small group of people who have managed to bring a fleeting glint of excitement into their lives by responding to my thesis with endless variations of the same anal fixation.

That thesis remains: a dishonest administration has begun an illegal war that it cannot win, a war whose effects are damaging our military status. Those of you reading this now over-long thread (which BTW I started) can see that it is I who have brought to it information and opinion from a variety of reputable sources in order to make my case. You and your droogs have brought nothing in the way of evidence or analysis.

Reading the thread, even you can see that I am never the one to start the name calling nonsense with a responder who disagrees with my ideas. In fact, I have thanked the occasional grown up for his courtesy. It infuriates you that I return your obscenity with wit, that I refuse to be intimidated by your threats, and that I do not take your slander seriously. The vile racism that leaks out when your limited supply of potty words is exhausted is more troubling than your blind support of failed policy. There is no emoticon capable of conveying the contempt your racist references to Arabs, Hawaiians, and "minorities" deserve. And now the harshest charge of all: you bore me.

 

[manu1959]

who are you again? sorry wasn't paying attention.

 

[mrsx]

who are you again? sorry wasn't paying attention.

All right! All right! Stop it! I can’t stand it any more. I’ll confess. But you have to understand: I was desperate. I mean, gop_jeff had shredded my lib worldview, I had ignored the helpful advice of kathianne and mrP, rtwngAvenger had foiled my every attempt to convert everyone to Wahabi Islam. And then came the final blow: Sir Evil had outed me and disclosed my shameful attempt to inflate my military service. I was cornered, I tell you, cornered like a rat in a refrigerator.
I made myself some lemonade and went out on the porch to think. Our family recipe calls for Wild Turkey bourbon instead of water and by the second glass or so my nerves had started to settle down. That’s when young Jimmy, the kid from across the street who cuts my lawn for me, came by and noticed my tears. I tried to tell him the story as well as I could, but the lemons must have made my mouth pucker because I found it hard to get the words out.
Well, Jimmy is a smart kid and, using some of the sign language I had picked up during my Special Forces training, I was able to make him understand that my back was to the wall over at usmessageboard. “No problemo, Mrs. X,” he said, brushing away the curly forelock that was always falling in front of his eyes, “just give my your login and I’ll take care of it for you.” I knew it was wrong. I knew I shouldn’t have done it. Sometimes a body can’t take any more. I told Jimmy my password and he bounded into the house to my trusty TRS-80 computer. I felt peace. I felt relief. It gave me a warm feeling that started in the Depends Sir Evil gave me last Christmas and seemed to spread over the whole world. I just wanted to be loved. Was that so wrong?

 

[Trinity]

All right! All right! Stop it! I can’t stand it any more. I’ll confess. But you have to understand: I was desperate. I mean, gop_jeff had shredded my lib worldview, I had ignored the helpful advice of kathianne and mrP, rtwngAvenger had foiled my every attempt to convert everyone to Wahabi Islam. And then came the final blow: Sir Evil had outed me and disclosed my shameful attempt to inflate my military service. I was cornered, I tell you, cornered like a rat in a refrigerator.
I made myself some lemonade and went out on the porch to think. Our family recipe calls for Wild Turkey bourbon instead of water and by the second glass or so my nerves had started to settle down. That’s when young Jimmy, the kid from across the street who cuts my lawn for me, came by and noticed my tears. I tried to tell him the story as well as I could, but the lemons must have made my mouth pucker because I found it hard to get the words out.
Well, Jimmy is a smart kid and, using some of the sign language I had picked up during my Special Forces training, I was able to make him understand that my back was to the wall over at usmessageboard. “No problemo, Mrs. X,” he said, brushing away the curly forelock that was always falling in front of his eyes, “just give my your login and I’ll take care of it for you.” I knew it was wrong. I knew I shouldn’t have done it. Sometimes a body can’t take any more. I told Jimmy my password and he bounded into the house to my trusty TRS-80 computer. I felt peace. I felt relief. It gave me a warm feeling that started in the Depends Sir Evil gave me last Christmas and seemed to spread over the whole world. I just wanted to be loved. Was that so wrong?

Your hit!

 

[fshlr]

I had an idea. Army recruiters are wasting their time at suburban high schools in today's anti-war climate. They should concentrate more on the 80,000 kids in foster care who "age out" each year when they turn 18. Most of these kids would realy benefit from the college tuition benefit and job skills they would get in the military. A lot of them don't have too much going for them in terms of family structure or environment either. Could be a win-win situation for both sides.

 

[007]

After a couple of hundred posts it is clear that nothing I can say will make the slightest impression on the minds of the small group of people who have managed to bring a fleeting glint of excitement into their lives by responding to my thesis with endless variations of the same anal fixation.

That thesis remains: a dishonest administration has begun an illegal war that it cannot win, a war whose effects are damaging our military status. Those of you reading this now over-long thread (which BTW I started) can see that it is I who have brought to it information and opinion from a variety of reputable sources in order to make my case. You and your droogs have brought nothing in the way of evidence or analysis.

Reading the thread, even you can see that I am never the one to start the name calling nonsense with a responder who disagrees with my ideas. In fact, I have thanked the occasional grown up for his courtesy. It infuriates you that I return your obscenity with wit, that I refuse to be intimidated by your threats, and that I do not take your slander seriously. The vile racism that leaks out when your limited supply of potty words is exhausted is more troubling than your blind support of failed policy. There is no emoticon capable of conveying the contempt your racist references to Arabs, Hawaiians, and "minorities" deserve. And now the harshest charge of all: you bore me.

Thank you mizz-x, you've just supplied me with enough smartass, psycho-babble example to prove my point with reams to spare. You're lips were flapping, but you didn't really say anything worth while. Just more sassy lip service. You really can't help yourself, can you?

Well... I'm done with you. I've nailed your liberal butt to the floor and now you're just trying to wriggle free with the same tepid, two bit, smart mouth comedy routine. The joke about an illegal war is kind of funny, and the President being a war criminal, but other than that, you're about as funny and/or witty as a hang nail.

Please take my suggestion seriously, they might find this abhorrent humor of yours very amuzing over at the d.u.. You could be a hero over there, where everyone believes lies, and injests your type of accusations and conspiracys with a zeal not known to us conservatives.

OK? Mmmm bub'bye.