Obama Cancels Christmas

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    [​IMG] Obama just cancelled Christmas this week. We have been notified that the word "Christmas" is banned on all Federal property.


    Obama's Next Executive Order To Ban The Word "Christmas" From Federal Property

    If President Barack Hussein Obama has it his way, the war on Christmas might soon be taking a very dark turn. On Monday, a former White House staffer claimed in an interview with National Report that Obama is planning to sign an executive order sometime this month that would ban the use of the word “Christmas,” as well as all Christmas-related decorations, gift exchanges, and other references to the holiday, from all Federal property in the United States.​

    Former White House Communications Department employee Paul Horner, who claims he resigned from his post on Friday, November 28th after learning of the President’s plot, says Obama briefed the White House staff on the upcoming executive order last week. He says Obama plans to sign the order on Tuesday, December 16th.​

    “As President Obama described it, the order would ban the use of the word `Christmas’ from all Federal property in the country,” Horner alleges. “This would mean Federal employees couldn’t use the word out-loud. It also means they couldn’t hold office parties, or decorate their offices or buildings, or do `Secret Santa,’ or anything like that.”​

    Horner claims that Obama is allegedly trying to avoid upsetting people of other faiths. “He said he `felt bad’ for people who were Muslims, Jews, Jehovah’s Witnesses, and others who don’t believe in Christmas,” Horner claims, “and he didn’t want Christians `guilt-tripping’ others into participating in a Holiday they didn’t personally believe in.”

    Obama's Next Executive Order To Ban The Word "Christmas" From Federal Property



    So Merry......whatever.....​
     
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    Where do you guys get this horseshit from and why would it matter? The Federal Government doesn't have a religion, by law.
     
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    You can't totally ban a religion.

    The purpose of the bill of rights is to prevent such actions
     
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    Dumb fucking retard. That's a satire site. But feel free to continue shitting your pants.
     
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    Even if he did ban the word Christmas, that isn't banning religion, and on Federal and State property THERE IS NO RELIGION. That's for people, not their government.
     
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    While I would not be surprised if the meat muppet faggot did so, I don't believe he would do it, at least not with an election approaching next year. I'm sure the possibility he could be replaced with a guy like Ted Cruz who will erase everything this parasite has inflicted upon us, gives him some pause from doing something that insane.


     
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    The way idiot RWNJs, like mudwhistle spread these truly idiotic lies, its not wonder they hate President Obama.

    Even though he knows its a lie, I have no doubt he still believes it and will now send it to all the other brain dead idiots in his email address book.
     
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    And then there's Pete7469 who believes Obama is running for president.

    Jeez, people.

    How the hell did you get to be THIS dumb?
     
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    Purhaps he feels he can get away with it unofficially, but it's already in effect this morning.
     
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    It is a fictional site.
     
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