My new password

[warwulf]

> WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
>
> USER: cabbage
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
>
> USER: boiled cabbage
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.
>
> USER: 1 boiled cabbage
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.
>
> USER: 50bloodyboiledcabbages
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.
>
> USER: 50BLOODYboiledcabbages
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.
>
> USER: 50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.
>
> USER: ReallyPissedOff50BloodyBoiledCabbagesShovedUpYourAssIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow
>
> WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.

 

[Gracie]

HAHAHA! A friend just sent this to me in email and boy can I relate!

 

[Procrustes Stretched]

not really all that funny, but then again some of us aren't as stuck-on-stupid as others are

 

[Mad Scientist]

Windows: Please enter New Password

User: MyPenis

Windows: Sorry Password not long enough

(An oldie but still a goodie!)