Michael Jackson Joke...:P

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    What does Michael Jackson and a Silver Medal have in common?





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    They both came in a little behind.....
     
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    What does Michael Jackson have in common with sardines?

    They both come in little cans.
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    What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect ten?

    Two five year olds.
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    What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    Hey! Get out of my son!
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    What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.
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    What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?

    Michael Jackson has had more noses.
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    How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

    From a catalog.
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    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry groceries in.
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    And finally,

    What does Michael Jackson and a jockey have in common?

    They both ride three year olds.
     
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    My favorite:

    What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

    Both have little boy's pants half off.
     
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    Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?

    There's 20 of them!
     
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    what's michael jackson's favorite food?

    a 47 yr old hotdog in 5 year old buns
     

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