olde men...mr p and me

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    Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
    when they collide. The first old guy says to the
    second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my
    wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to
    where I was going." The second old guy says, "That's
    OK, what a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too.
    I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."



    The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you
    find her. What does she look like?" The second old
    guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
    hair, blue eyes, long legs, big bust, and is wearing
    short shorts. What does your wife look like?"

    To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter,

    --- let's look for yours."
     
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    :rotflmao: Pigs.
     
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