Man Arrested For Displaying The Words “I Eat Ass” On His Vehicle

[RoshawnMarkwees]

I once saw a Maryland vanity plate that read ‘CUNTRY’ — once. Never saw it again.
Not sure how that got past the DMV.

 

[XponentialChaos]

 

[Blues Man]

What does "I eat ass" even mean? I can see a child say "what does I eat ass mean." Adults aren't the only ones to see this. I would not waste calling the cops on him, but I wouldn't want anything or anyone to do with someone who thinks this OK.

Rump roast

 

[The Professor]

IT'S OVER !!! CHARGES DROPPED !!!

According to this morning's issue of the Lake City Reporter, chargers were dropped against the man. The prosecutor stated, in part:

“Having evaluated the evidence through the prism if Supreme Court precedent it is determined the Defendant has a valid defense to be raised under the First Amendment of our United States Constitution.”

Common sense has prevailed.

 

[The Professor]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

And he’s going to win in court.

And be able file a civil suit against the police department. If I were him, this would be done at the federal level, to take it out of the states hands.

You were correct on all counts.

You wanted a lawsuit and you are going to see one. I have already posted that charges were dropped. The Lake City Reporter also stated:

With the charges dropped, a law firm hired to represent Webb [the Defendant] shared the news on face book.

“Now we transition from defense to offense,” write the Jacksonville-based Bonderud Law Firm. “The first amendment was our defense. What is Sheriff Hunter's defense? We will find out.”

 

[Penelope]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

And he’s going to win in court.

And be able file a civil suit against the police department. If I were him, this would be done at the federal level, to take it out of the states hands.

You were correct on all counts.

You wanted a lawsuit and you are going to see one. I have already posted that charges were dropped. The Lake City Reporter also stated:

With the charges dropped, a law firm hired to represent Webb [the Defendant] shared the news on face book.

“Now we transition from defense to offense,” write the Jacksonville-based Bonderud Law Firm. “The first amendment was our defense. What is Sheriff Hunter's defense? We will find out.”

Oh I bet the attorney were pounding at this door. So the slime ball , 23 year old is suing. Figures. They need to quit these frivolous lawsuits.
Taking taxpayers money and giving it to attorneys and a slime ball 23 year old.

 

[QuickHitCurepon]

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Common sense has prevailed.

Common sense or a travesty of justice? The right to publicize and promote lingual to anus sex is not covered under the First Amendment.

This clown who is a Florida prosecutor dropped the ball and has made the country that much more crass and vulgar, like the First Amendment has been well served by that.

 

[Votto]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Listen, I could care less what sort of license plat Barak Obama has.

 

[The Professor]

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Listen, I could care less what sort of license plat Barak Obama has.

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass. Sometimes a laugh is the best opiate of all, pure and cleansing, healing and promising. The following commercial says it all:

 

[BlindBoo]

So what do donkeys taste like?

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Promoting sodomy?

I don't know. “Eating ass” sounds more like cannibalism than sodomy when applied to the human derriere. What you call sodomy (which includes oral sex) is the norm in today's America. If you don't get that, you are extremely naive.

Am I promoting sodomy, which includes oral sex? You bet your sweet ass I am. Wait, I live in Lake City, Florida and could be arrested for saying that.

PS: If you say you've never done it I will call you a liar.

Why would any sane person lick or suck a butthole?

If you have an answer to that question, please keep it to yourself.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass Fucking bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

 

[The Professor]

So what do donkeys taste like?

In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.

“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”

Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated

I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.

There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).

I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.

As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:

The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.

Promoting sodomy?

I don't know. “Eating ass” sounds more like cannibalism than sodomy when applied to the human derriere. What you call sodomy (which includes oral sex) is the norm in today's America. If you don't get that, you are extremely naive.

Am I promoting sodomy, which includes oral sex? You bet your sweet ass I am. Wait, I live in Lake City, Florida and could be arrested for saying that.

PS: If you say you've never done it I will call you a liar.

Why would any sane person lick or suck a butthole?

If you have an answer to that question, please keep it to yourself.

What you said reminds me of a very old joke. The waiter handed the man a menu which included gator tails. The man told the waiter he never had gator tail and wondered what it tasted like. The waiter told him it tasted exactly like chicken. The man then asked why he would pay $19.99 for the gator tail when he could get the chicken for $7.99.

 

[BlindBoo]

Thanks for the laugh. The whole damn world is getting more screwed up by the minute, and the country I was born in 79 years ago is losing its moral compass.

Unbelievable nerve, tone deafness and lack of self awareness when you try to defend this goofball and his vile crass bumper sticker and then complain the country has lost it's moral compass.

Look in the mirror, pops and try to figure out why. It's because of people like you! Try to imagine 79 years ago (1940)
someone with an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his auto. He would be beaten by outraged people and that sticker would be forcibly removed.

But you are glad this imbecile gets to spread his degenerate message around aided by cowardly prosecutors on a local and state level. Florida, at least, sure has lost it's moral compass, if it ever had one.
We can next expect to see an I Heart Ass Fucking bumper sticker on the autos of low life cretin Floridians.
I hope you approve. I'm certain you will. I pray this dirtbag tries to sue.

Hahha Puritan much?

What about a sticker that says "I kick Ass" ?

or, "Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for Free" ?

Would those get the owner beaten?

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Hahha Puritan much?

What about a sticker that says "I kick Ass" ?

or, "Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for Free" ?

Would those get the owner beaten?

Calling someone you disagree with a "Puritan" doesn't take any thought and it's certainly an idiotic claim.

The word ass by itself is not problematic. It's the act of "eating ass" which is a nasty disease spreading sexual act that involves the tongue licking someone's anus like it's a sno-cone.
Is that what you like?

If I'm a Puritan in your view then you won't mind when I call you a degenerate pervert and a vile asshole aficionado!

Enjoy your notoriety.

 

[Stormy Daniels]

The 1st Amendment was only intended to protect POLITICAL/RELIGIOUS criticism of authorities, not your right to be pornographic in public.

This stuff makes a mockery of the Constitution

Actually, the first amendment was intended to protect far more than that. Political speech is considered the "most" protected, but it's far from the only speech that's protected. That's why the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy was found unconstitutional. Because not allowing them to say "I'm gay" infringed on service members' free speech rights. Oh, and by the way, the Supreme Court has ruled that pornography is protected under free speech, too.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

Actually, the first amendment was intended to protect far more than that. Political speech is considered the "most" protected, but it's far from the only speech that's protected. That's why the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy was found unconstitutional. Because not allowing them to say "I'm gay" infringed on service members' free speech rights. Oh, and by the way, the Supreme Court has ruled that pornography is protected under free speech, too.

Pornography is protected by the Constitution. That doesn't mean you can hang up bed sheets on your front lawn and play porn videos for the kiddies, neighbors and other passers by.

It helps to understand the context of the issue.

 

[Stormy Daniels]

Actually, the first amendment was intended to protect far more than that. Political speech is considered the "most" protected, but it's far from the only speech that's protected. That's why the Don't Ask Don't Tell policy was found unconstitutional. Because not allowing them to say "I'm gay" infringed on service members' free speech rights. Oh, and by the way, the Supreme Court has ruled that pornography is protected under free speech, too.

Pornography is protected by the Constitution. That doesn't mean you can hang up bed sheets on your front lawn and play porn videos for the kiddies, neighbors and other passers by.

It helps to understand the context of the issue.

Distributing pornography to minors is illegal. That's an acceptable regulation that passes strict scrutiny. But you've missed the point anyway.

 

[BlindBoo]

Hahha Puritan much?

What about a sticker that says "I kick Ass" ?

or, "Ass, Grass, or Cash, Nobody rides for Free" ?

Would those get the owner beaten?

Calling someone you disagree with a "Puritan" doesn't take any thought and it's certainly an idiotic claim.

The word ass by itself is not problematic. It's the act of "eating ass" which is a nasty disease spreading sexual act that involves the tongue licking someone's anus like it's a sno-cone.
Is that what you like?

If I'm a Puritan in your view then you won't mind when I call you a degenerate pervert and a vile asshole aficionado!

Enjoy your notoriety.

No I don't mind what you call me. Name calling makes me laugh and sometimes I respond in kind. I don't eat ass, however, I have occasionally had my ass chewed off by my boss. Does that count?

Sorry, I just though you were being overly sensitive to the word ass is all. I didn't mean to insinuate that because of your puritanical view on the matter that you were a vile perverted asshole or anything.

 

[Eric Arthur Blair]

No I don't mind what you call me. Name calling makes me laugh and sometimes I respond in kind. I don't eat ass, however, I have occasionally had my ass chewed off by my boss. Does that count?

No.

Sorry, I just though you were being overly sensitive to the word ass is all. I didn't mean to insinuate that because of your puritanical view on the matter that you were a vile perverted asshole or anything.

You should be sorry for your disingenuous b.s.but I
doubt you have the character for that.

Not being a fan of tongue cleaning someone's anus doesn't make me a vile perverted asshole. Being a fan of the disease infested act of degeneracy makes you one, however.
And I will never be able to see a dog licking it's own ass anymore without thinking of you.