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The ass of the bible is not the same as the ass on some clown's crass bumper sticker. But I'm sure you know that.In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I'm in Florida's corner on this. There is no right toI remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
Can you decorate your front lawn with signs that feature Hustler style sexually explicit photos?People that sport swears on clothes and/or cars are trashy, but this case is a silly government overreach. The idea of criminalizing bad taste should frighten us all.
Can you decorate your front lawn with signs that feature Hustler style sexually explicit photos?People that sport swears on clothes and/or cars are trashy, but this case is a silly government overreach. The idea of criminalizing bad taste should frighten us all.
I am not "frightened" at all that some moron doesn't get to put nasty sexually explicit references on his car.
Hustler placards on your lawn are a type of self expression the same as this bumper sticker is. Why is one acceptable and the other not?No, you’re not allowed to have porngraphic images on your front lawn. Does this standard apply just to cars? I’ve seen some distasteful shirts in my day.
I've seen bumper stickers warning tailgaters to watch out for flicked boogers. Horribly tacky tastes are not illegal.Should the police start handing out citations for offending the delicate sensibilities of others? It’s trashy, but doesn’t rise to the level of requiring government intervention. I believe this bumper sticker is protected by the First Amendment.
Hustler placards on your lawn are a type of self expression the same as this bumper sticker is. Why is one acceptable and the other not?No, you’re not allowed to have porngraphic images on your front lawn. Does this standard apply just to cars? I’ve seen some distasteful shirts in my day.
Where is the consistency in that?
As soon as you admit someone can't express himself in an obscene or offensive manner on the one hand you've already cancelled out your own position on the other.
I've seen bumper stickers warning tailgaters to watch out for flicked boogers. Horribly tacky tastes are not illegal.Should the police start handing out citations for offending the delicate sensibilities of others? It’s trashy, but doesn’t rise to the level of requiring government intervention. I believe this bumper sticker is protected by the First Amendment.
"Eating ass" crosses the line from merely bad manners to obscenity. And as you admit there are lines that cannot and should not be crossed. That is one of them.
Me too should it come to that, which I doubt.I am basing my determination on past precedents set by the courts concerning pornography, obscene materials, and the 1st Amendment. I don’t believe this tawdry bumper sticker rises to a criminal level and I think the courts will come to the same conclusion if it’s pursued by the Defendant. Either way, it’s an interesting case that I’ll be watching.
Promoting sodomy?In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
Why would any sane person lick or suck a butthole?Promoting sodomy?In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
I don't know. “Eating ass” sounds more like cannibalism than sodomy when applied to the human derriere. What you call sodomy (which includes oral sex) is the norm in today's America. If you don't get that, you are extremely naive.
Am I promoting sodomy, which includes oral sex? You bet your sweet ass I am. Wait, I live in Lake City, Florida and could be arrested for saying that.
PS: If you say you've never done it I will call you a liar.
Yep. We get all upset when homisexuals lead with their perverted sexuality. Dont need my kids seeing this. Can't imagine any parent thinking this is ok.The ass of the bible is not the same as the ass on some clown's crass bumper sticker. But I'm sure you know that.In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I'm in Florida's corner on this. There is no right toI remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
publicly discuss or promote sexual acts. Leave your disgusting personal habits at home.
Your own limerick shoots your own argument in the foot.In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
Your own limerick shoots your own argument in the foot.In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
No, it’s what you said.Your own limerick shoots your own argument in the foot.In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
So you say.
Why would any sane person lick or suck a butthole?Promoting sodomy?In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
I don't know. “Eating ass” sounds more like cannibalism than sodomy when applied to the human derriere. What you call sodomy (which includes oral sex) is the norm in today's America. If you don't get that, you are extremely naive.
Am I promoting sodomy, which includes oral sex? You bet your sweet ass I am. Wait, I live in Lake City, Florida and could be arrested for saying that.
PS: If you say you've never done it I will call you a liar.
In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
In the sleepy town of Lake City, Florida, where I live a First Amendment battle is brewing over the public display of the word “ass”.
“A Florida man is claiming his First Amendment rights were violated after he was arrested Sunday for sporting an "I Eat Ass" sticker on his truck, which is apparently a violation of the state's obscenity law.”
Florida man arrested for having an 'I Eat Ass' sticker on truck says his rights were violated
I think that anyone who is offended by the word “ass” is a pompous pantywaist who has lived a far too sheltered life. The word permeates our national discourse and flourishes within our entertainment industry.
There are many Bible references to the word “ass”. For example, Christ came triumphantly into Jerusalem riding on an ass. (Matthew 21: 1-5) and Samson killed 1,000 men with the jawbone of an ass (Judges 15:16).
I remember another case a few decades or so ago where a man was denied a personalized license plate with the word HOOKER. The state said the word was offensive even though the man's last name was Hooker. Fortunately, the man eventually prevailed.
As a parting gift to all the fine folks at USMB, I offer one of my favorite poems:
The was a young lady from Crass
Who had a magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
As you probably think;
It was gray, had long ears and ate grass.
Same thing.Y’all are a bunch of preverts.
This is obviously about Democrats.
