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Shhhh!Haha, what a bunch of cheap used car salesman garbage...
I'm trying to trick the dumb mark into using his own brain instead of waiting for God to wipe his ass.
why don't you just keep on pretending that you are a great thinker.
That will surely seal the deal....
Bwahaha!
And as soon as he does, you will just tell him he got it all wrong. Which is fine....opinions differ. That's kind of the rub with your magical bullshit...no way to tell who is right and who is wrong...
No way of telling who is right or wrong? You do have my condolences. Thats a fucked up place to hang your hat, if you don't mind me saying so.
I tell you what. The next time you are out walking in the garden and spot a serpent, take him home and try to have a conversation with him.
See if he is as crafty as the bible makes him out to be.
If after 20 years you haven't heard a thing, maybe you should try another approach or at least double check your notes about the speaking abilities of snakes..
If you keep on looking eventually you will discover the truth.
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That's correct, no way to tell. That's why you spend so much time prancing and dancing in this argument with Christians, which always end up the same way: you're all full of shit.
Compare that to an argument of whether or not an electric current induces a magnetic field. Only one "opinion" is correct, and there is an objective method to tell which one it is.
Yes, there is no way to tell. And that is precisely why you always degenerate into a pissy little bitch, claiming nothing but your own authority as the reason your opinion is not just opinion, but objective fact.
Hey if you want to go through life not knowing whether a serpent can talk or if it is a metaphor for a type of human being thats fine with me...
You will never convince me that I don't know the difference between true and false.
I've been to the reptile aquarium.....and someone once tried to get me to eat Jesus in the form of a cheap snack food.
I can smell talking serpents sneaking up from a mile away.
You can't even tell if you've been bitten.....
I'm fine with that.
What a bunch of self-soothing pap. The issue, of course, is whether or not your very specific interpretations (which actually change as the wind blows, because you are full of shit) are "absolutely correct", as you claim. Not whether or not they are literal or metaphor. You are not a very honest person.