Hot husband!

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    Husband: Oh, come on.
    Wife: Leave me alone!
    Husband: It won't take long.
    Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
    Husband: I can't sleep without it.
    Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
    Husband: Because I'm Hot.
    Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
    Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
    Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
    Husband: You don't love me anymore.
    Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
    Husband: Please...come on
    Wife: Alright, I'll do it.
    Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
    Wife: I can't find it.
    Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
    Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
    Husband: Oh, yes.
    Wife: Is it up far enough?
    Husband: Oh, that's good.
    Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.
     
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    I see you're at it again... pretty funny.
     
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    You're good Colin but you're no Bootneck
     
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    Colin is as good as Bootneck, just a tad more seasoned. :cool:
     
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    Lol! It's the seasoning that makes the difference. Tasty with just a hint of spice! :lol:
     
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    You don't want to be going and comparing a gravel belly with a member of the maroon machine! Paras rule! Wahoo Mohammed!
     

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