Hey White People: What in the fuck is Jello salad?

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A friend of mine just posted a pic of his dinner with the family and there was a like 2 globs on his plate. One was probably just mayonnaise because white people love that shit. Or ranch...it' a toss up.

But one was orange and gelatinous and in the comments someone mentioned they love Jello salad.

Being black I've never seen Jello in any other form but as a kids dessert.

 

[Natural Citizen]

White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

 

[TNHarley]

I dont like that stuff but A LOT of people do. At least around here.
You cant go to a social function without seeing a bowl of that goop.

 

[TNHarley]

A friend of mine just posted a pic of his dinner with the family and there was a like 2 globs on his plate. One was probably just mayonnaise because white people love that shit. Or ranch...it' a toss up.

But one was orange and gelatinous and in the comments someone mentioned they love Jello salad.

Being black I've never seen Jello in any other form but as a kids dessert.

The white blob could have been jello salad as well. Some people mix the powder with whip topping

 

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Wtf is that? Smh

 

[Natural Citizen]

Oh, wait. That's not what I was thinking of.

I was thinking of this...

 

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White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

I didn't know Jello was supposed to have other ingredients other than Jello. That shit looks like it came off a aliens toilet brush

 

[ClosedCaption]

Oh, wait. That's not what I was thinking of.

Too late, you already said you love it. No take backs

 

[P F Tinmore]

We would just mix a can of fruit cocktail in the Jello. Sometimes sliced bananas...whatever. Sometimes topped with Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise.

 

[TNHarley]

good lord
that looks like a glob of mayo

 

[Camp]

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Wtf is that? Smh

Jello with fruit salad mixed in and whipped cream on the side.

 

[Natural Citizen]

White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

I didn't know Jello was supposed to have other ingredients other than Jello. That shit looks like it came off a aliens toilet brush

Well, sometimes it has fruit in it....

 

[Natural Citizen]

Peach...

 

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We would just mix a can of fruit cocktail in the Jello. Sometimes sliced bananas...whatever. Sometimes topped with Miracle Whip, not mayonnaise.

Miracle whip on Jello?

Wait until I tell my boys this find. Holy fuck.

 

[Natural Citizen]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

 

[ClosedCaption]

White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

I didn't know Jello was supposed to have other ingredients other than Jello. That shit looks like it came off a aliens toilet brush

Well, sometimes it has fruit in it....

Ok, I have seen this before but never would touch the stuff

 

[Natural Citizen]

Oh, wait. That's not what I was thinking of.

Too late, you already said you love it. No take backs

I don't know what that stuff is you showed. Blech.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

A friend of mine just posted a pic of his dinner with the family and there was a like 2 globs on his plate. One was probably just mayonnaise because white people love that shit. Or ranch...it' a toss up.

But one was orange and gelatinous and in the comments someone mentioned they love Jello salad.

Being black I've never seen Jello in any other form but as a kids dessert.

Not available at KFC and Popeyes.

 

[mdk]

My mom makes something similar for every party/holiday. She puts pineapple and coconut in hers. Yes, it looks unappealing, but it is delicious.

 

[ChrisL]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

Yuck. That looks like vomit or something. I would pass on that dessert.