Hey White People: What in the fuck is Jello salad?

[Montrovant]

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Wtf is that? Smh

That's a good question. I've never heard of someone putting a normal, greens-type salad in gelatin. That's just weird.

I was unaware that Jello fruit salad was unique to white people.....

 

[ChrisL]

White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

I didn't know Jello was supposed to have other ingredients other than Jello. That shit looks like it came off a aliens toilet brush

Well, sometimes it has fruit in it....

Now this looks delicious! I would eat that.

 

[ClosedCaption]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

 

[ChrisL]

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Wtf is that? Smh

That's a good question. I've never heard of someone putting a normal, greens-type salad in gelatin. That's just weird.

I was unaware that Jello fruit salad was unique to white people.....

Well, you are a picky pants anyways, but I agree this time. I've never seen that either. Where I'm from, that would be a dessert and you would not have lettuce and mayo or dressing on a plate next to it. Not appetizing, IMO.

 

[Auld Phart]

 

[ChrisL]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

I've never seen that either.

 

[Natural Citizen]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

 

[ChrisL]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

Looks way too sweet and that is coming from someone with a sweet tooth. I think 5-year-olds might like that though!

 

[Montrovant]

White privilege. Nothing that concerns you. Move along, mundane, with your plain Jello.

I didn't know Jello was supposed to have other ingredients other than Jello. That shit looks like it came off a aliens toilet brush

Well, sometimes it has fruit in it....

Now this looks delicious! I would eat that.

I'm concerned about the bottom portion.....just some blueberries and strawberries in Jello sounds good, though.

 

[Natural Citizen]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

I've never seen that either.

It's some kind of creamy whipped cream with tangerines and marshmallows. Served cold. You can use different fruit though like pineapples or grapes or something.

It's what TNH said is always at the gatherings. Look around next time, you'll see it. Try it.

 

[Likkmee]

good lord
that looks like a glob of mayo

Or Peter North was severely dehydrated

 

[P F Tinmore]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

That looks like Jello, oranges, whipped topping, (fake whipped cream) and marshmallows. Too sweet for me.

 

[ChrisL]

This is fruit salad to me.where I'm from. Sprinkle the fruit with some sugar, sit in the fridge for a couple of hours to macerate. Delish!

 

[Natural Citizen]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

Looks way too sweet and that is coming from someone with a sweet tooth. I think 5-year-olds might like that though!

Try it, you'll see.

 

[BlindBoo]

Wait. Isn't it just fruit mixed in with Jello?

 

[Camp]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

Fluff is made from a mixture of pudding and whipped topping such as Cool Whipp or whipped cream. Pudding flavor depends on the fruit to be added with mini marshmellows.

 

[Natural Citizen]

This is fruit salad to me.where I'm from. Sprinkle the fruit with some sugar, sit in the fridge for a couple of hours to macerate. Delish!

Banana puddin all day long for me....

 

[ChrisL]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

Looks way too sweet and that is coming from someone with a sweet tooth. I think 5-year-olds might like that though!

Try it, you'll see.

Well, I looked up a recipe for it, and I have to say it doesn't sound very good. Maybe it is, or maybe it just depends on how sweet your sweet tooth is.

Fruit Fluff

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Prep time
5 mins
Total time
5 mins

Stuckonsweet.com: Jessica from www.stuckonsweet.com
Serves: 6-8
Ingredients

• 1 30 ounce can fruit cocktail with juice
• 1 20 ounce can pineapple chunks with juice
• 1 15 ounce can mandarin oranges, drained
• 1 3.9 oz instant vanilla pudding
• 8 ounces light cool whip
• half bag of mini marshmallows

Instructions

1. In a bowl mix juice (should be about 2 cups) with instant vanilla pudding. Stir until thickened. Add fruit and mix. Fold in cool whip and finally fold in marshmallows. Cover and chill for at least 2 hours before serving.

Notes
This can be made with other canned fruits or you can add grapes, apples, cherries, etc.

Then, you can make it with Jello too.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 large package Cook and Serve vanilla pudding (4.6 ounces)
• 1 large package strawberry jell-o (6 ounces)
• 2 cups water
• 1 16 oz Cool-Whip (lite or fat-free is fine)
• 1/2 bag mini marshmallows
• 2 cups of strawberries, chopped
• 2 to 3 bananas, sliced (Optional, put in before serving so they don't turn brown in the fridge)

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Mix together pudding, Jell-o, and water over medium heat until it boils.
2. Remove from heat and pour into a large mixing bowl. Cover with plastic wrap.
3. Refrigerate until mixture has thickened (overnight or for about 6 hours). Beat until creamy with a hand mixer.
4. Fold in Cool Whip, marshmallows, and fruit. Chill about an hour before serving.

 

[Natural Citizen]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

Looks way too sweet and that is coming from someone with a sweet tooth. I think 5-year-olds might like that though!

Try it, you'll see.

Well, I looked up a recipe for it, and I have to say it doesn't sound very good. Maybe it is, or maybe it just depends on how sweet your sweet tooth is.

Fruit Fluff

Save Print
Prep time
5 mins
Total time
5 mins

Stuckonsweet.com: Jessica from www.stuckonsweet.com
Serves: 6-8
Ingredients

• 1 30 ounce can fruit cocktail with juice
• 1 20 ounce can pineapple chunks with juice
• 1 15 ounce can mandarin oranges, drained
• 1 3.9 oz instant vanilla pudding
• 8 ounces light cool whip
• half bag of mini marshmallows

Instructions

1. In a bowl mix juice (should be about 2 cups) with instant vanilla pudding. Stir until thickened. Add fruit and mix. Fold in cool whip and finally fold in marshmallows. Cover and chill for at least 2 hours before serving.

Notes
This can be made with other canned fruits or you can add grapes, apples, cherries, etc.

Then, you can make it with Jello too.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 large package Cook and Serve vanilla pudding (4.6 ounces)
• 1 large package strawberry jell-o (6 ounces)
• 2 cups water
• 1 16 oz Cool-Whip (lite or fat-free is fine)
• 1/2 bag mini marshmallows
• 2 cups of strawberries, chopped
• 2 to 3 bananas, sliced (Optional, put in before serving so they don't turn brown in the fridge)

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Mix together pudding, Jell-o, and water over medium heat until it boils.
2. Remove from heat and pour into a large mixing bowl. Cover with plastic wrap.
3. Refrigerate until mixture has thickened (overnight or for about 6 hours). Beat until creamy with a hand mixer.
4. Fold in Cool Whip, marshmallows, and fruit. Chill about an hour before serving.

Well, no, I just have it funerals and stuff like that. You know how they aways have a get together afterward? They usually have it there for some reason.

It's good to know, though, thank you.

 

[Montrovant]

True fruit salad...This is what I was talking about the first time...

What. Is. That?

Well, I thought is was Jello salad. Apparently it's fruit fluff salad. I always called it Jello salad, though. It's good.

Looks way too sweet and that is coming from someone with a sweet tooth. I think 5-year-olds might like that though!

Try it, you'll see.

Well, I looked up a recipe for it, and I have to say it doesn't sound very good. Maybe it is, or maybe it just depends on how sweet your sweet tooth is.

Fruit Fluff

Save Print
Prep time
5 mins
Total time
5 mins

Stuckonsweet.com: Jessica from www.stuckonsweet.com
Serves: 6-8
Ingredients

• 1 30 ounce can fruit cocktail with juice
• 1 20 ounce can pineapple chunks with juice
• 1 15 ounce can mandarin oranges, drained
• 1 3.9 oz instant vanilla pudding
• 8 ounces light cool whip
• half bag of mini marshmallows

Instructions

1. In a bowl mix juice (should be about 2 cups) with instant vanilla pudding. Stir until thickened. Add fruit and mix. Fold in cool whip and finally fold in marshmallows. Cover and chill for at least 2 hours before serving.

Notes
This can be made with other canned fruits or you can add grapes, apples, cherries, etc.

Then, you can make it with Jello too.

INGREDIENTS

• 1 large package Cook and Serve vanilla pudding (4.6 ounces)
• 1 large package strawberry jell-o (6 ounces)
• 2 cups water
• 1 16 oz Cool-Whip (lite or fat-free is fine)
• 1/2 bag mini marshmallows
• 2 cups of strawberries, chopped
• 2 to 3 bananas, sliced (Optional, put in before serving so they don't turn brown in the fridge)

INSTRUCTIONS

1. Mix together pudding, Jell-o, and water over medium heat until it boils.
2. Remove from heat and pour into a large mixing bowl. Cover with plastic wrap.
3. Refrigerate until mixture has thickened (overnight or for about 6 hours). Beat until creamy with a hand mixer.
4. Fold in Cool Whip, marshmallows, and fruit. Chill about an hour before serving.

I'd rather just eat the pudding or Jello.