Good, Bad and Ugly

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  1. Adam's Apple
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    Good: Your wife is pregnant.
    Bad: It's triplets.
    Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

    Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
    Bad: She wants a divorce.
    Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

    Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you.

    Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly: You're in them.

    Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
    Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

    Good: Your husband is interested in fashion.
    Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly: He looks better than you.

    Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
    Bad: She keeps interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections.

    Good: Your son is dating someone new.
    Bad: It's another man.
    Ugly: He's your best friend.

    Good: Your daughter got a new job.
    Bad: As a hooker.
    Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
     
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    LMMFAO!!!!!

    I had to borrow that and send it to a few people...
     
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    DITTO!
     

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