Consumer Corner: A Dianetics Conversation?

[Abishai100]

Here's a dialogue between two celebrities and an Internet radical (and self-proclaimed vigilante) about consumerism imagination.

When did we realize credit cards were actually toys?

Good luck to the Trump Administration (it will have to coordinate capitalism with new age Atheism, since people in the modern era like talking about 'Machiavellian commerce-games').

So is this all gibberish or a game? Will anti-Western terrorists start saying things like, "President Trump was owner of Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City and will turn America into a 'blasphemous toy'!"?


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CRUISE: What's your favorite gas station?
AJAY: I like Sunoco.
HANKS: I like Texaco.

CRUISE: I like BP (British Petroleum).
AJAY: We've all cited 'colorful' companies.
HANKS: Why not think about classical imagination when thinking about gas?

CRUISE: It's all about imagination and toys!
AJAY: Who says consumerism can't be child-like?
HANKS: I'm buying water-guns this summer...

CRUISE: What would Buddha say about Toys 'R Us?
AJAY: What would Jesus say about British Petroleum?
HANKS: What would anyone say about Wal-Mart?

CRUISE: I don't have anything against TrumpUSA as long as we get Trump dolls...
AJAY: Ooh, a Trump doll in a tuxedo!
HANKS: I'm a fan of Atlantic City...

CRUISE: Do you know how popular Monopoly (Parker Brothers) has become?
AJAY: It's an iPhone app now...
HANKS: I like Park Place, Boardwalk, and Pennsylvania Avenue!

CRUISE: I'm buying a fencing-athlete doll and a miniature gas station model set.
AJAY: I thought about collecting train-sets from AAA Hobbies.
HANKS: The Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $1 million...

CRUISE: I say we elect Bill Gates as the next U.S. President!
AJAY: What if Bill Gates was God in disguise telling us about the 'fun' of capitalism?
HANKS: Planet Hollywood culture can become politicized and hence even an 'empire.'

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