You know you’re old when……

[hadit]

When you have to take care sitting down so you don't sit on and smash your balls.

What do you mean, sit on them? When you're afraid they'll get caught in your bicycle chain.

 

[hadit]

You don't have to worry about that if you're wearing Depends.

When you sneeze and hope you are.

 

[Vastator]

When you can divine incoming bad weather without a forecaster. Just your joints...

 

[the watcher]

 

[NewsVine_Mariyam]

.….you fall down and instead of your friends laughing at you they run over and ask “Are you OK?”

.....All the guns you enjoyed in your youth are now classified as curios and relics.

Thank you, your thread allowed me to begin my day on U.S. Message Board with a genuine belly laugh

 

[BackAgain]

… when you can’t really ever trust your own farts.

 

[BULLDOG]

When you see just a snippet of a late 1950's or early 60's car in a picture (or on TV) and recognize the make and model.

When you used to own one of those cars.

 

[BULLDOG]

… when you can’t really ever trust your own farts.

Sometimes it's a risk you can't avoid.

 

[TheParser]

(1) I am 86.

(2) I know that one is old when one stops taking for granted the ability to walk.

(3) When I was a mere 85, I walked three or four miles several times a week to the store. Like you young folks, I just assumed that I could walk safely.

(4) Then a doctor gave me something that took away all my testosterone and subsequently my muscle mass -- and my self-confidence!

(5) I have not walked to the store for the last 14 months.

 

[BULLDOG]

(1) I am 86.

(2) I know that one is old when one stops taking for granted the ability to walk.

(3) When I was a mere 85, I walked three or four miles several times a week to the store. Like you young folks, I just assumed that I could walk safely.

(4) Then a doctor gave me something that took away all my testosterone and subsequently my muscle mass -- and my self-confidence!

(5) I have not walked to the store for the last 14 months.

Frustrating to think of all the things you once did without concern, but you can't do now. I don't even repair my own car any more. I never thought that would happen.

 

[Lumpy 1]

I laugh at myself practically every morning when I get up out of bed bent over and taking small steps until I can actually stand up.