"Real" badasses generally don't feel the need to post about how badass they are on internet message boards.
Oh? I'll keep that in mind.
Incidentally, if you're trying to get me to snap so you can hit your little ejector-button, ain't happening.
I'm not going to ban you. You're way too entertaining, and this isn't the sort of message board where we really care about personal attacks, as long as they're in the right places. The rules are pretty specific about what's not allowed.
He's certainly entertaining...the same way someone pissing on an electric fence or trying to play tetherball while drunk is "entertaining".