Do you take the ones that I mentioned literally, the same ones your church teaches were literal events? C'mon now. Don't be ashamed. Even though its shameful with all of your education.
The difference between us is a great as the gulf that separates the living from the dead. For instance I would never give credence to a lie or even concede that the impossible is possible such as the existence of a trinity or that God became a man. That would make me as full of crap as you.
What did the sadist say to the masochist when she asked for a spanking?..... No.
At least you know that I am not a sadist.