No I mean the bullshit way you interpret children stories in the Bible.By 'bullshit', do you mean the Bible?
You might as well "just believe" that there was a magical time in the past when pigs could talk and build houses. So churches were built all over the world in which to praise the wise pig for outwitting the big bad wolf and to seek guidance from him on your knees
thanking him for his sacrifice by solemnly eating pork rinds every Sunday, as long as you are not too hung over, and every other high holiday, weather permitting.
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