Trump’s ‘Alien Files’ Could Shatter Christian Beliefs, Churches Should Prepare For It, Claim Pastors

[g5000]

Trump’s ‘alien files’ could shatter Christian beliefs, churches should prepare for it, claim pastors​

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This is hilarious.

It seems some End Times pastors claim they were summoned by the US government to an Airbnb in Tennessee hillbilly country. There they were told the impending X files about to be released by the government will shatter Christian beliefs.

We are not alone! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

So say these frickin' whackadoo demagogues.

Popular evangelist pastor Perry Stone said that the alien files could include reports and possibly videos of aliens and extraterrestrial spacecraft.

"You're going to have people who are going to say if there are galaxies and there are allegedly other creations in the galaxies, then the whole creation story is a myth, and you're going to have people that's going to apostatise and turn from the Christian faith because they have no answer for what they're about to hear," said Stone.

[snip]

Stone said that the upcoming revelations could make the Christian Bible look like a myth and cause believers to "fall away" from the teachings of Christianity.

The group, which also involved Bishop Alan DiDio of Revival Nation Church, suggested the Trump administration’s revelations will be part of a plot designed to pull people away from Christianity. But ultraconservative voices in the administration have taken up an anti-alien stance.


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But thank God, no pun intended, there is one voice of reason in all of this:

Earlier in March, Vice President JD Vance dubbed extraterrestrial beings as "demons".

"I don’t think they’re aliens. I think they’re demons," said Vance.

 

[Meister]

Trump’s ‘alien files’ could shatter Christian beliefs, churches should prepare for it, claim pastors​

​

This is hilarious.

It seems some End Times pastors claim they were summoned by the US government to an Airbnb in Tennessee hillbilly country. There they were told the impending X files about to be released by the government will shatter Christian beliefs.

We are not alone! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

So say these frickin' whackadoo demagogues.

Popular evangelist pastor Perry Stone said that the alien files could include reports and possibly videos of aliens and extraterrestrial spacecraft.

"You're going to have people who are going to say if there are galaxies and there are allegedly other creations in the galaxies, then the whole creation story is a myth, and you're going to have people that's going to apostatise and turn from the Christian faith because they have no answer for what they're about to hear," said Stone.

[snip]

Stone said that the upcoming revelations could make the Christian Bible look like a myth and cause believers to "fall away" from the teachings of Christianity.

The group, which also involved Bishop Alan DiDio of Revival Nation Church, suggested the Trump administration’s revelations will be part of a plot designed to pull people away from Christianity. But ultraconservative voices in the administration have taken up an anti-alien stance.


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But thank God, no pun intended, there is one voice of reason in all of this:

Earlier in March, Vice President JD Vance dubbed extraterrestrial beings as "demons".

"I don’t think they’re aliens. I think they’re demons," said Vance.

Who created the aliens, g??? We can keep kicking this can down the road if you want.

 

[g5000]

Who created the aliens, g???

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Hollywood and the overactive imaginations of people lacking critical thinking skills.

That's who.

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[g5000]

 

[g5000]

Some trivia.

The guy in that meme I just posted is Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. He's a real guy who was featured on the History Channel's show Ancient Aliens. He is an "ancient alien theorist".

Ancient Aliens. On the HISTORY CHANNEL. That's when that network lost all credibility.

Anyway.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos was cool enough to star in a couple episodes of the Resident Alien sitcom.

One of the best comedy series of all time. Catch it if you can.

 

[Eman623]

We should ask the aliens if they believe in God.

 

[g5000]

We should ask the aliens if they believe in God.

Some people believe they ARE God.

 

[Harry Dresden]

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Hollywood and the overactive imaginations of people lacking critical thinking skills.

That's who.

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to think we are it in this vast galaxy is pretty arrogant....

 

[Lockback]

Trump’s ‘alien files’ could shatter Christian beliefs, churches should prepare for it, claim pastors​

​

This is hilarious.

It seems some End Times pastors claim they were summoned by the US government to an Airbnb in Tennessee hillbilly country. There they were told the impending X files about to be released by the government will shatter Christian beliefs.

We are not alone! MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

So say these frickin' whackadoo demagogues.

Popular evangelist pastor Perry Stone said that the alien files could include reports and possibly videos of aliens and extraterrestrial spacecraft.

"You're going to have people who are going to say if there are galaxies and there are allegedly other creations in the galaxies, then the whole creation story is a myth, and you're going to have people that's going to apostatise and turn from the Christian faith because they have no answer for what they're about to hear," said Stone.

[snip]

Stone said that the upcoming revelations could make the Christian Bible look like a myth and cause believers to "fall away" from the teachings of Christianity.

The group, which also involved Bishop Alan DiDio of Revival Nation Church, suggested the Trump administration’s revelations will be part of a plot designed to pull people away from Christianity. But ultraconservative voices in the administration have taken up an anti-alien stance.


.
But thank God, no pun intended, there is one voice of reason in all of this:

Earlier in March, Vice President JD Vance dubbed extraterrestrial beings as "demons".

"I don’t think they’re aliens. I think they’re demons," said Vance.

I've talked to Christians about the aliens issue and they've all agreed they wouldn't be surprised if there's other life out there and that it would in no way whatsoever alter their view of their God or their religion.
Of course, you being a Christian hater, you'll push anything that undermines the good in our society.

 

[g5000]

to think we are it in this vast galaxy is pretty arrogant....

To think aliens traveled thousands of light years and regularly visit Earth when there is zero evidence is pretty stupid...

 

[g5000]

I've talked to Christians about the aliens issue and they've all agreed they wouldn't be surprised if there's other life out there and that it would in no way whatsoever alter their view of their God or their religion.
Of course, you being a Christian hater, you'll push anything that undermines the good in our society.

There you go again. Making ASSumptions about me.

I bet I attend church more than you do.

I've also read the Bible many times, which is many times more than MAGAs have.

Nice try.

 

[Lockback]

There you go again. Making ASSumptions about me.

I bet I attend church more than you do.

I've also read the Bible many times, which is many times more than MAGAs have.

Nice try.

And yet you openly mock other Christians.
Interesting isn't it?
One might detect ... oh ... I don't know ... blatant hypocrisy??

 

[g5000]

It is remotely possible, very remotely possible, there is other life as we understand it, in the universe.

The odds of intelligent life is even more remote.

The odds of intelligent life that bears any resemblance to any life form on Earth is pretty much nil.

We share 60 percent of our DNA with a jellyfish. An alien lifeform would be entirely different from humans and incapable of speech.

Figure the odds of alien life rising from the ooze, acquiring intelligence, and building ships capable of traveling hundreds of light years, and making their way here, to Earth, without ever emitting a single radio wave in the process.

 

[g5000]

And yet you openly mock other Christians.

I openly mock so-called Christians who are hateful and entirely ignorant of Jesus's message and who have obviously never cracked open a bible.

I openly mock so-called Christians who get all of their biblical knowledge from the TV.

All caught up now?

 

[g5000]

One might detect ... oh ... I don't know ... blatant hypocrisy??

Oh, you do NOT want to get me started on hypocrisy, shitbird. You definitely do not.

 

[Lockback]

It is remotely possible, very remotely possible, there is other life as we understand it, in the universe.

The odds of intelligent life is even more remote.

The odds of intelligent life that bears any resemblance to any life form on Earth is pretty much nil.

We share 60 percent of our DNA with a jellyfish. An alien lifeform would be entirely different from humans and incapable of speech.

Figure the odds of alien life rising from the ooze, acquiring intelligence, and building ships capable of traveling hundreds of light years, and making their way here, to Earth, without ever emitting a single radio wave in the process.

You have absolutely NO phucking idea what you're talking about.
But that's nothing new.
Your arrogance prevents you from opening your eyes.