Why are Mormons so happy?

[JW Frogen]

Even in Australia, there is something wrong with this?

 

[Mac1958]

Even in Australia, there is something wrong with this?

Believe it or not, this may actually answer your question. In 59 seconds.
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[there4eyeM]

Because they know their genealogy so thoroughly?

 

[Taz]

All the little girls they get to pound.

 

[DGS49]

Successful indoctrination with the thought that, "We are better than everyone else..." In spite of the fact that their religion is a preposterous fraud.

 

[WillMunny]

Because they're so stoned on Vicodin. The state of Utah is the Vicodin-abuse capitol of the world. That's why Vicodin is called "Mormon heroin." Vicodin is one of those drugs that makes you so cheerful you literally turn into Mr. Rogers, prancing around thinking, "It's a BEAUTIFUL day in the neighborhood, the birds are singing, the clouds are fluffy," and so on.