What do you think is the reason for me not being able to find a boyfriend

[WelfareQueen]

Are you a male or a female OP?

Hmm... I am not sure if I can successfully pull off being a sultry sexpot. I simply don't have what it takes, it's almost like asking a black person to be smart.

I am, however, very good at being completely insane though. Maybe I need to find a guy who finds that irresistible in a woman.

I am thinking more and more that Mortimer may be your guy. . He may not ever release you from his basement/dungeon, but other than the serial killer vibe he seems like a decent dude.

 

[MayorQuimby]

If you are looking for excuses about your sex life you need to pick a different forum. Personally I suspect that you might really be a genetic man.

LOL

Why do you insist on bringing laughter and joy into my life.

No, they don't. Not even in a Hallmark movie.

What kind man do you want? What is he interested in? What does he look like? What are his interests?

Very good questions, sir.

Hmm, let me try and think. I guess I like smart guys who are into the same or similar things as me, such as politics, philosophy...etc. Other brainy stuff is fine, too, as long as it's intellectual. I really like, and in fact, can only like, smart guys. As for his looks, well, he has to fall within a certain race, but other than that, not too many demands from me in this area. His interests can be anything, even very different from mine, as long as he doesn't force me to participate in them with him and threaten to cut off the nookie if I don't.

Are you a male or a female OP?

Female, sir.

Why, you single, too?

 

[skye]

LOL

Why do you insist on bringing laughter and joy into my life.

Very good questions, sir.

Hmm, let me try and think. I guess I like smart guys who are into the same or similar things as me, such as politics, philosophy...etc. Other brainy stuff is fine, too, as long as it's intellectual. I really like, and in fact, can only like, smart guys. As for his looks, well, he has to fall within a certain race, but other than that, not too many demands from me in this area. His interests can be anything, even very different from mine, as long as he doesn't force me to participate in them with him and threaten to cut off the nookie if I don't.

Female, sir.

Why, you single, too?

I am not a Sir

 

[MayorQuimby]

I am thinking more and more that Mortimer may be your guy. . He may not ever release you from his basement/dungeon, but other than the serial killer vibe he seems like a decent dude.

Lol.

Mort is too adorable to be a serial killer. He reminds me of a Smurf, tbh.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Yes, sir.

And to make it worse, I still live at home. So, I can't even masturbate properly.




To be honest, I am not sure if I can handle a relationship with a man my age ( I am 46). Despite my age, I am actually very immature. I am also very un-accomplished, professionally speaking. I honestly don't see how a successful guy would want to talk to me.





hmm

OMG YOU ARE Mortimer! The spitting image.

 

[Foxfyre]

Hmm... I am not sure if I can successfully pull off being a sultry sexpot. I simply don't have what it takes, it's almost like asking a black person to be smart.

I am, however, very good at being completely insane though. Maybe I need to find a guy who finds that irresistible in a woman.

Okay due to your unacceptable and very wrong racist remark I am now not believing you.

Color me gullible everybody. I like to think I'm immune to that kind of stuff, but alas, I guess not. I doubt this is a female at all, but it certainly is not who he/she/it pretends to be.

 

[Oddball]

I am not a Sir

 

[MayorQuimby]

Okay due to your unacceptable and very wrong racist remark I am now not believing you.

Haha, relax. I was just joking. What I was trying to say is that I simply cannot pull off being a sexpot.

Color me gullible everybody. I like to think I'm immune to that kind of stuff, but alas, I guess not. I doubt this is a female at all, but it certainly is not who he/she/it pretends to be.

I am indeed a female, sir. And as pathetic and boyfriend-less as I claim to be.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

LOL

Why do you insist on bringing laughter and joy into my life.

Very good questions, sir.

Hmm, let me try and think. I guess I like smart guys who are into the same or similar things as me, such as politics, philosophy...etc. Other brainy stuff is fine, too, as long as it's intellectual. I really like, and in fact, can only like, smart guys. As for his looks, well, he has to fall within a certain race, but other than that, not too many demands from me in this area. His interests can be anything, even very different from mine, as long as he doesn't force me to participate in them with him and threaten to cut off the nookie if I don't.

Female, sir.

Why, you single, too?

Ohhh. This explains a lot. You don't want a boyfriend at all. You want the whole idea of a boyfriend without all the participatory parts. If you reject Mortimer, I suggest ChatGPT or even Copilot.

 

[Oddball]

Okay due to your unacceptable and very wrong racist remark I am now not believing you.

Color me gullible everybody. I like to think I'm immune to that kind of stuff, but alas, I guess not. I doubt this is a female at all, but it certainly is not who he/she/it pretends to be.

Yeeeaaah....The "vaguebooking" always makes me wonder what's really up.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Ohhh. This explains a lot. You don't want a boyfriend at all. You want the whole idea of a boyfriend without all the participatory parts. If you reject Mortimer, I suggest ChatGPT or even Copilot.

I do want a boyfriend sir, but I just don't see why I gotta pretend I am into his hobbies when I am not.

 

[Foxfyre]

Yeeeaaah....The "vaguebooking" always makes me wonder what's really up.

In truth there was a little warning flag that popped up in my head but I decided to be trusting and I pushed it aside. I thought at this stage of my life I knew better. LOL

 

[WelfareQueen]

Catfish?

 

[Oddball]

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Catfish?

 

[MayorQuimby]

Well, thank you all for the (very good) advice. I think I will just try and lose 8 more lbs, and then move to a smaller town, wear something that hugs my body nicely, and just hope that there are enough horny men around. Wish me luck.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

I do want a boyfriend sir, but I just don't see why I gotta pretend I am into his hobbies when I am not.

I'm not a sir. I know all there is to know about meeting men. No you should not pretend an interest in someone's hobbies. You can't possibly be surprised when all those guys with hobbies give you a pass. You have no active interests, so that pretty much strands you in no place. Try an AI friend.

 

[MayorQuimby]

I'm not a sir. I know all there is to know about meeting men. No you should not pretend an interest in someone's hobbies. You can't possibly be surprised when all those guys with hobbies give you a pass. You have no active interests, so that pretty much strands you in no place. Try an AI friend.

Are hobbies really that important though? I think back to the last guy I liked, I don't remember even knowing what his hobbies were. But we still got along well. I think its perfectly possible to not share any hobbies and still have a good relationship. Men and women usually have very different hobbies.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Try this, interested in being on line, has no other interests, not active in any sports, will gladly discuss politics or philosophy.

https://replika.com/MS4wLjA?funnel_branch_id=general6&utm_source=%7Butm_source%7D&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=%7Butm_campaign%7D&utm_campaign=22474481947&adset_name=%7Badset_name%7D&ad_name=%7Bad_name%7D&placement=&keyword=&utm_content=&gclid=Cj0KCQjwtMHEBhC-ARIsABua5iRinUyl-PH-93MSpziVTQFcNloRQgjK-IolmBMIeOb6_zA5mYvI10MaAgpREALw_wcB&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22471027109&gbraid=0AAAAA-fbOW5rnbvMPTObaor-Xo5V_owm0&cw_p1=general6

 

[Foxfyre]

Haha, relax. I was just joking. What I was trying to say is that I simply cannot pull off being a sexpot.




I am indeed a female, sir. And as pathetic and boyfriend-less as I claim to be.

Sorry. I can be naive at times and allow people to disappoint me, but I'm not THAT gullible. That was no joke. I'm pretty confident that you just intentionally or inadvertently exposed the hoax you're pulling here.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Sorry. I can be naive at times and allow people to disappoint me, but I'm not THAT gullible. That was no joke. You just intentionally or inadvertently exposed the hoax you're pulling here.

I actually know what you mean, sir. I know that I can sometimes come off like a guy, but I assure you I am not.