What do you think is the reason for me not being able to find a boyfriend

[MayorQuimby]

Based on our interactions, it's definitely a personality issue. You seem kinda nuts to be honest.

Thank you for the compliment, sir.

 

[MayorQuimby]

lily white homosexual like you
probably discharged for active faggotry

Are you man or woman

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

Are you man or woman

Honey no need to go any further

 

[MayorQuimby]

Lol, I still remember that episode where Mayor Quimby was driving in the car with someone and saw a woman, and he said to the driver, "Quick, honk at that broad!"

God I was laughing.

 

[RetiredGySgt]

Lol, I still remember that episode where Mayor Quimby was driving in the car with someone and saw a woman, and he said to the driver, "Quick, honk at that broad!"

God I was laughing.

Zafira is an it.

 

[davebb]

lily white homosexual like you
probably discharged for active faggotry

ok, queer

 

[davebb]

Lol, Zafira is actually a dude? I had always he was

Lol, Zafira is actually a dude? I had always he was a black female.

Black girl is his Saturday nite outfit.

 

[Twisted Gypsy Child]

ok, queer

says the lily white homosexual with multiple SOCs

 

[forkintheroad7]

Aside from my looks, which, really aren't terrible. I am not saying I am hot, I am not, but I really don't think I am hideous, either. So I don't think it has to do with my looks.

So, based on the way I act, do you think there is something about me that puts men off? What do you think of me and my behaviors/personality? If you have any advice for me, what will it be? If I were an OK-looking woman in real life, would you date me based on my personality?

Thanks in advance

Who needs a boyfriend?

Jesus is the best "boyfriend" you could ask for. And he is guaranteed NOT to abuse you or belittle you or dump you for someone else...

 

[Robert W]

Lol.

Nothing against Morty, he's a very cute guy, but I kind of want someone a bit hotter.

I always enjoyed women that are hotter.

 

[Robert W]

I presume you are a woman?

I haven't interacted with you enough here to know how you interact with people. Most of the people I've first 'met' on line and then later in real life didn't surprise me. They were pretty much same person both places.

But I am one of these people that believes there is a significant other for everybody who really wants one. The best way to find that person is to be where they hang out and I don't recommend bars or night clubs or places like that to look for them.

Join a good church with a large enough membership to have a lot of different activities and take part in those activities. Join the singles club if they have one or join an adult Sunday School class and, when you figure out who is married and who isn't, try to unobtrusively sit next to the single guy you think might be interesting so you can strike up a conversation. It might work out or it might not. There's no way to know.

Join the church bowling league. Participate in as many activities as you can, especially mixed groups.

If you get involved in the women's stuff, sooner or later you'll have a chance to casually mention to somebody that you sometimes wish you could meet somebody. Then don't be surprised if that person makes it happen.

Or if church just isn't your thing find other ways to volunteer in your community.

If you make yourself a person others appreciate and enjoy being around sooner or later some guy is going to notice. Just make meeting that somebody the secondary goal so you don't appear needy--they hate that--and give it some time. Sooner or later I'm pretty sure it will happen for you.

It would be kind to alert her to how to dodge the flakes that hunt women for bad reasons.

 

[Foxfyre]

It would be kind to alert her to how to dodge the flakes that hunt women for bad reasons.

I'm not convinced this person is
--a woman
--or in any danger from the flakes

But just in the wild chance that he/it/she is, I think that's been covered pretty well in this thread.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Who needs a boyfriend?

Jesus is the best "boyfriend" you could ask for. And he is guaranteed NOT to abuse you or belittle you or dump you for someone else...

Isn't he dead though

I'm not convinced this person is
--a woman

I have tons of boobs to prove it

 

[odanny]

Have you found a new boyfriend yet? Can you stick your toes in your ears?

That would help generate interest in you from men.

 

[MayorQuimby]

Have you found a new boyfriend yet?

Not yet; but I am in the process of it. Thanks for your concern, sir.

Can you stick your toes in your ears?

That would help generate interest in you from men.

Im afraid that's a bit too contortionist for me. I think what I will do is lose some weight, and then walk around in clothes that are a bit tighter-fitting. Puts less strain on the joints, you see.

 

[Zebra]

Not yet; but I am in the process of it. Thanks for your concern, sir.



Im afraid that's a bit too contortionist for me. I think what I will do is lose some weight, and then walk around in clothes that are a bit tighter-fitting. Puts less strain on the joints, you see.

how are things now, in September?