Consider that may be a backwards way of looking at worship and rituals. The First Commandment advises we put God first, before all others. Hebrew etymology for the word 'worship' means to bow down, or to serve. We gather together for the reminder God is first in our lives, we serve Him first. We love Him above all else.
In Christian and Jewish worship, we read and study accounts of God's works of salvation throughout time and in our own lives. We are, and become, even greater participants in God's work of salvation of all mankind. This is our strength. Salvation is vital, and for what is vital we offer praise, thanksgiving, and respect. We come forth renewed.
We recognize there is something greater than self, and that our own self deserves to become the best self as that as what we deserve. Also, our best self can offer the best 'worship'--meaning service--to both God and mankind.
We participate in ritual (what you are calling 'hoopla') for ourselves, to remind ourselves of who we are, and who we serve.