Seymour Flops
Diamond Member
I’m 60, and I’m resisting thinking that it has happened to me. I need to get back on the running trail, climbing course In my local park. Because I’m not as good as I once was, and not even as good once as I ever was.
Two weeks ago, I got trapped outside of a locked door at school, after talking to a student who was in PE class at the running track. The back door opened up to the athletic field, but it turned out that high fencing now blocked all escape other than back through the building, as a security measure. Rather than bother coaches for the key, I decided to climb.
There was one place in which a four foot high concrete stoop abutted the fence. I thought ‘surely I can get over with that head start.’ I did great until I got to the very top, straddling it. Then my body told me I had made a mistake. By a miracle, I made it over and to the ground on the other side without tearing off my testicles or breaking my legs.
Time to get in shape. I’ll keep you posted.
Two weeks ago, I got trapped outside of a locked door at school, after talking to a student who was in PE class at the running track. The back door opened up to the athletic field, but it turned out that high fencing now blocked all escape other than back through the building, as a security measure. Rather than bother coaches for the key, I decided to climb.
There was one place in which a four foot high concrete stoop abutted the fence. I thought ‘surely I can get over with that head start.’ I did great until I got to the very top, straddling it. Then my body told me I had made a mistake. By a miracle, I made it over and to the ground on the other side without tearing off my testicles or breaking my legs.
Time to get in shape. I’ll keep you posted.