Father Thomas and a young nun, Sister Mary were crossing the desert on a camel. On the third day, without any warning, the camel dropped down dead.
After they dusted themselves off, Father Thomas and Sister Mary surveyed the situation and after a long period of contemplation, Father Thomas said "Sister, this looks pretty grim."
Sister Mary said "I know Father, in fact, with the tiny amount of food and water we have, I dont think we're likely to survive more than a couple of days."
"I couldn't agree more" said Father Thomas, then after a long silence, he said...."Sister, since we're not going to get out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything Father." answered Sister Mary.
"Well....I have never seen a woman's breasts before. Do you think I could see yours ?"
"Well, given our present predicament, I dont see that it could do any harm." the nun answered and opened her habit, so that the Father could enjoy the sight of her shapely bosom.
After a few minutes, he asked "Sister Mary, would you mind if I touched them?" The nun consented and he spent several happy minutes fondling her.
Sister Mary began to enjoy the priest's attention and she said, "Father, may I ask something of you in return?"
"Of course my child,... anything" he said, a little breathlessly.
"I have never before seen a mans willy.....may I see yours?"
Father Thomas nearly had a fit, he lay down and lifted his robe to expose his manhood,
"Can I touch it?" said Sister Mary, reaching out and taking it in her hand.
A couple of minutes of this and Father Thomas was about to blow a gasket and he said to the nun "Do you realise Sister, that if I insert my willy into the right place.....it can become the giver of life.."
"Is that true Father?"
"Yes it is Sister."
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"Oh Father, how wonderful ! ...well in that case, stick it into that dead camel, then we can get the hell out of here
After they dusted themselves off, Father Thomas and Sister Mary surveyed the situation and after a long period of contemplation, Father Thomas said "Sister, this looks pretty grim."
Sister Mary said "I know Father, in fact, with the tiny amount of food and water we have, I dont think we're likely to survive more than a couple of days."
"I couldn't agree more" said Father Thomas, then after a long silence, he said...."Sister, since we're not going to get out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything Father." answered Sister Mary.
"Well....I have never seen a woman's breasts before. Do you think I could see yours ?"
"Well, given our present predicament, I dont see that it could do any harm." the nun answered and opened her habit, so that the Father could enjoy the sight of her shapely bosom.
After a few minutes, he asked "Sister Mary, would you mind if I touched them?" The nun consented and he spent several happy minutes fondling her.
Sister Mary began to enjoy the priest's attention and she said, "Father, may I ask something of you in return?"
"Of course my child,... anything" he said, a little breathlessly.
"I have never before seen a mans willy.....may I see yours?"
Father Thomas nearly had a fit, he lay down and lifted his robe to expose his manhood,
"Can I touch it?" said Sister Mary, reaching out and taking it in her hand.
A couple of minutes of this and Father Thomas was about to blow a gasket and he said to the nun "Do you realise Sister, that if I insert my willy into the right place.....it can become the giver of life.."
"Is that true Father?"
"Yes it is Sister."
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"Oh Father, how wonderful ! ...well in that case, stick it into that dead camel, then we can get the hell out of here
