USMB Down!!!

[The Infidel]

Well there was a certain post that sparked the interest of Homeland Security, but it has been deleted now.

Net neutrality

*** This was only a test ***​

 

[uscitizen]

You want the board to go down again?

And no I cannot tell you which one. If I did tell you then you would know and knowing is bad.

 

[xotoxi]

You want the board to go down again?

And no I cannot tell you which one. If I did tell you then you would know and knowing is bad.

Did someone say that we were at war with Eurasia?

Because everyone know that we have ALWAYS been at war with Eastasia.

 

[uscitizen]

I think it had something to do with loofahs.

It seems to always be loofahs.

 

[xotoxi]

I think it had something to do with loofahs.

It seems to always be loofahs.

 

[Conspiracist]

Admit it, xotoxi. You were, all joking aside, actually sweating. Weren't you?

Yes. I was sweating.

But that happened only after I shit my pants.

....and loss of vocal abilities. At least the poop kept you warm for a little while in this cold weather ole boy!

 

[Dis]

I could not get onto USMB for a while!!!

But now I can. No need to panic, anyone.

Don't you have Patients to attend to, Doctoroxi?...

Not today.

Or yesterday, or last week, or any day since your arrival, actually...

 

[Conspiracist]

Admit it, xotoxi. You were, all joking aside, actually sweating. Weren't you?

Yes. I was sweating.

But that happened only after I shit my pants.

Don't you usually get the Sweats first?...



peace...

Nah. He gets the money shot outta the way first!

 

[Liability]

Al Gore was working on the internet. Sorry for the loss of service.

Gumby was pacing frenetically and tripped over the cord, pulling the plug out. Rumor has it that he called the plug a "pussy neocon nutherfukker," challenging the cord with a demand to "bring it," and then plugged it back in once he calmed down.

 

[jillian]

I could not get onto USMB for a while!!!

But now I can. No need to panic, anyone.

USMB Down? I saw that movie...a rescue attempt was made and a blood bath ensued. Very touching.

especially when shelley winter's character died.

 

[Lumpy 1]

This thread was a tragedy... until I showed up...

 

[hortysir]

It was only down for people the Feds are Investigating...



peace...

shit

 

[xotoxi]

Don't you have Patients to attend to, Doctoroxi?...

Not today.

Or yesterday, or last week, or any day since your arrival, actually...

I can see that you are a "Xotoxi is not a doctor" troofer.

 

[Dis]

Not today.

Or yesterday, or last week, or any day since your arrival, actually...

I can see that you are a "Xotoxi is not a doctor" troofer.

If it walks like a duck...

 

[xotoxi]

Or yesterday, or last week, or any day since your arrival, actually...

I can see that you are a "Xotoxi is not a doctor" troofer.

If it walks like a duck...

That's what Terral says about 9/11.

If it looks like an airplane...then it must be a retrofitted A-3 Skywarrior.

 

[Jeremy]

OK what the hell is DanK doing now? Fighting off a denial of service attack I hope.

 

[PixieStix]

OK what the hell is DanK doing now? Fighting off a denial of service attack I hope.

I think he burped

 

[hortysir]

Do we have hackers or just server problems?

 

[jillian]

i was feeling traumatized because i couldn't log in

 

[Jeremy]

Is it over yet? Is it over yet?