Why not what?

Memory wanes as oldth waxes - but something about Deep Eddy Lemon Vodka, Licor 43, ice, lemonade, cream and the whirring sound of a blender rings a bell.
Interesting how we sometimes associate types of alcohol to regions - beer makes me think of folks in Lederhosen...Scotch brings to mind kilts and moors...Irish Whiskey, well leprechauns and blarney...rum, the drink of sword wielding pirates plundering the turquoise seas and fragrant, velvety soft tropical nights of the Caribbean, and vodka? - fur clad Cossack's with icy beards rampaging through the deep snow of the cold, dark North.
In other time and place whose drink might have appealed?...William Wallace or Cu Chalainn?...Captain Jack Sparrow or Dr. Zhivago?
Rum wins. *sigh* what lady could resist a rum swilling, sword wielding bad boy in dreads? *sigh*
Are you a fan of Jimmy Buffett? One of my favorite songs...
A Pirate Looks at 40.
Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too late
Cannons don't thunder there's nothin' to plunder,
I'm an over forty victim of fate...