- Sep 22, 2013
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Does this new presidency (Donald Trump) make us feel 'awakened' about the 'value' of Earth?
I like asking such questions every time a new (and unusual) American political leader is elected to 'guide' this fragile land of democracy-demigods!
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Newly-elected American President Donald Trump had more to deal with than just ISIS, a demoralized media-crazed America, and a deteriorating planetary ecosystem. Trump did not know that from a faraway planet, two superhumans (both heroes) were arriving on Earth to tackle a new troop of incredibly devious evil creatures known as the 'Spirit Deformers.' The heroes, Green Arrow (a magical archer) and Green Lantern (a signals-magician), were to tackle the alliance of Spirit Deformers comprised of the ghoul Deformer (the leader), a warlock who could warp minds, Gray Goblin, a jet-glider soaring bomb-throwing maniac, Blanka, a brutish clawed giant beast, and Harley Quinn, a humanoid fertility destroyer.
Green Arrow and Green Lantern quickly went to the White House to inform President Trump of the undesirable arrival of the Spirit Deformers. Trump was horrified and started to believe the two humanoid magician-superheroes. Arrow displayed his incredible supersonic arrows, and Lantern displayed his magical light-beam signal which emanated from his 'power-ring.' Trump felt more confident humanity stood a change, as Arrow and Lantern explained who and what the Spirit Deformers were and what exactly they wanted. According to Arrow and Lantern, the Spirit Deformers were arriving on Earth to create pure havoc in the name of terrorism and insanity revolution.
After President Trump was assured that the Spirit Deformers were not specifically attacking the White House, Arrow and Lantern headed to Central Park in NYC, realizing that the evil ghouls would land there to build their base of havoc-aligned operations. Arrow and Lantern built and underground lair and used their X-ray vision to monitor the goings-on above ground to see when the Spirit Deformers would arrive. Soon, the evildoers arrived in their invisible spacecraft. Deformer (the leader) got out of the spacecraft (it was midnight) and declared that the troop would take over the planet and use it as a stronghold for self-serving 'political experiments.' Harley Quinn started dancing around and singing, "This planet belongs to the deliciously ugly party!"
Suddenly, Arrow and Lantern popped up from the ground. Deformer was shocked and waved his scepter to warp their minds, but Lantern used his ring-beams to blind the fascist. Blanka lunged towards Arrow while increasing himself in size, but Arrow shot well-aimed magic arrows right at his belly, and the beast fell to the ground. Gray Goblin and Harley Quinn started whirling around Arrow and Lantern while throwing knives and tear-gas grenades, but Arrow and Lantern shielded their eyes and noses and then combined the force of their arrows and ring-beams to create an 'energy cage,' which proved to be too distracting for Gray Goblin and Harley Quinn to handle efficiently. As the Spirit Deformers lay on the ground debilitated, Arrow and Lantern loaded them back onto their spacecraft and then flew away in it.
President Trump was sitting in the Oval Office, amazed at what had just transpired. The Secret Service had recorded the entire event in Central Park and sent back word to the White House that the Spirit Deformers were flown away by Green Arrow and Green Lantern. President Trump wrote the most important memo of his life:
"It is horrifying to me that intelligent and savage creatures from faraway places in the universe were drawn to Earth because of humanity's current state of political and cultural disarray. Whoever Green Arrow and Green Lantern are, it is of no doubt that we as a species are lucky that they were willing to do what it took to 'escort' the so-called 'Spirit Deformers' away from our planet. Surely, this proves to humanity that we should (and can) reflect on what is necessary to warrant such a rescue! I will make sure that during my administration the geo-political problems regarding Israel-Palestine do not create an 'ethics blight' on the salvaged face of the human race!"
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I like asking such questions every time a new (and unusual) American political leader is elected to 'guide' this fragile land of democracy-demigods!
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Newly-elected American President Donald Trump had more to deal with than just ISIS, a demoralized media-crazed America, and a deteriorating planetary ecosystem. Trump did not know that from a faraway planet, two superhumans (both heroes) were arriving on Earth to tackle a new troop of incredibly devious evil creatures known as the 'Spirit Deformers.' The heroes, Green Arrow (a magical archer) and Green Lantern (a signals-magician), were to tackle the alliance of Spirit Deformers comprised of the ghoul Deformer (the leader), a warlock who could warp minds, Gray Goblin, a jet-glider soaring bomb-throwing maniac, Blanka, a brutish clawed giant beast, and Harley Quinn, a humanoid fertility destroyer.
Green Arrow and Green Lantern quickly went to the White House to inform President Trump of the undesirable arrival of the Spirit Deformers. Trump was horrified and started to believe the two humanoid magician-superheroes. Arrow displayed his incredible supersonic arrows, and Lantern displayed his magical light-beam signal which emanated from his 'power-ring.' Trump felt more confident humanity stood a change, as Arrow and Lantern explained who and what the Spirit Deformers were and what exactly they wanted. According to Arrow and Lantern, the Spirit Deformers were arriving on Earth to create pure havoc in the name of terrorism and insanity revolution.
After President Trump was assured that the Spirit Deformers were not specifically attacking the White House, Arrow and Lantern headed to Central Park in NYC, realizing that the evil ghouls would land there to build their base of havoc-aligned operations. Arrow and Lantern built and underground lair and used their X-ray vision to monitor the goings-on above ground to see when the Spirit Deformers would arrive. Soon, the evildoers arrived in their invisible spacecraft. Deformer (the leader) got out of the spacecraft (it was midnight) and declared that the troop would take over the planet and use it as a stronghold for self-serving 'political experiments.' Harley Quinn started dancing around and singing, "This planet belongs to the deliciously ugly party!"
Suddenly, Arrow and Lantern popped up from the ground. Deformer was shocked and waved his scepter to warp their minds, but Lantern used his ring-beams to blind the fascist. Blanka lunged towards Arrow while increasing himself in size, but Arrow shot well-aimed magic arrows right at his belly, and the beast fell to the ground. Gray Goblin and Harley Quinn started whirling around Arrow and Lantern while throwing knives and tear-gas grenades, but Arrow and Lantern shielded their eyes and noses and then combined the force of their arrows and ring-beams to create an 'energy cage,' which proved to be too distracting for Gray Goblin and Harley Quinn to handle efficiently. As the Spirit Deformers lay on the ground debilitated, Arrow and Lantern loaded them back onto their spacecraft and then flew away in it.
President Trump was sitting in the Oval Office, amazed at what had just transpired. The Secret Service had recorded the entire event in Central Park and sent back word to the White House that the Spirit Deformers were flown away by Green Arrow and Green Lantern. President Trump wrote the most important memo of his life:
"It is horrifying to me that intelligent and savage creatures from faraway places in the universe were drawn to Earth because of humanity's current state of political and cultural disarray. Whoever Green Arrow and Green Lantern are, it is of no doubt that we as a species are lucky that they were willing to do what it took to 'escort' the so-called 'Spirit Deformers' away from our planet. Surely, this proves to humanity that we should (and can) reflect on what is necessary to warrant such a rescue! I will make sure that during my administration the geo-political problems regarding Israel-Palestine do not create an 'ethics blight' on the salvaged face of the human race!"
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