Trump’s passivity on the Strait of Hormuz shows his genius

[hadit]

Trump does a fart, but it turns into a shart and he's got shit dribbling down his leg/

Trump lovers say "Trump meant to do this, it shows his genius that he lets the shit out and dribble down his leg during a meeting, rather than keeping it all in as a fart then taking a poop later. It's a two in one kind of this, he's saving his energy so he can get a blow job from a 13 year old later. GENIFUCKINGUS."

Whatever you're smoking, don't try to share it.

 

[jacksonlamb]

Trump is always about five steps ahead of everybody else. The political landscape is littered with the remains of people who didn't understand that.

Trump is always a cut below the norm. Always.