Trump’s answer to an Iranian desire to reign over the Strait of Hormuz.

Tumpfy humiliated by China's answer to the blockade
Iran in full control.


Oh look, Luiza the Butt Plug has provided an video of two guys giving each other electronic hand jobs.

Hoping it will somehow take away from the fact that IRAN is so far underwater they are coming out the other side.
 
I see. International chess? Grandmaster level?

Let’s run with that notion and think it through a bit.

So what is this blockade trying to achieve? As far as I can determine, two things:
-By depriving Iran of its oil income, it’s hoped that economic pain will drive Iran to negotiate.
-By depriving Iranian allies of that oil, those allies, like China, will pressure Iran to come to the negotiating table.

Now let’s look at it from the Iranian perspective.

First, the idea that economic pain will force Iran to change course is almost laughable. They’ve been under economic pressure since they deposed the Shah. It hasn’t worked so far. They are a theocratic, authoritarian regime. Not only can they repress internal dissent, they may also believe they are justified, religiously and politically,in doing so.

Second, China undoubtedly feels the impact of this crisis, like the rest of the world. But they have limited incentive to stop it. From their perspective, the U.S. is expending hard-to-replace ordnance, money, and political goodwill with its allies. Their geopolitical position improves the longer this continues.

You seem to assume that Iran is stupid. As it stands, yes, losing roughly $500 million a day in revenue hurts. But they also know it hurts the rest of the world, and more importantly, it hurts the U.S. More precisely, it hurts Donald Trump politically. They know U.S. public opinion won’t tolerate high casualties, and it certainly won’t tolerate high gas prices and inflation. In short, they likely believe time is on their side.

Let me offer an alternative to your “grandmaster” theory. This looks more like a desperation tactic. Trump probably has been told he can’t reopen the strait without paying a political price he’s unwilling to pay, so this becomes a long-shot attempt to force an acceptable outcome.

"WE" just took control you dumbe BoardOxyen. It is happening. It will happen. It is easy for STAIN to talk. ITiT.
It is also easy to search for the truth. from the net:

Thirty-one vessels passed through the Strait of Hormuz in the last 24 hours, according to ship-tracking website MarineTraffic, as of April 14, 2026. Of these, six were carrying general cargo, oil, chemical products, or liquefied petroleum gas.
 
Oh look, Luiza the Butt Plug has provided an video of two guys giving each other electronic hand jobs.

Hoping it will somehow take away from the fact that IRAN is so far underwater they are coming out the other side.

You Sheeple predictably find processing the surprising nearly impossible .

But keep Munching and keep dreaming for a first US conflict victory .
 
You Sheeple predictably find processing the surprising nearly impossible .
Your resorts to pointing at vaporous bullshit are pretty standard.

Already, your charlatan ways are being exposed as Trump is proving quite adept at tackling problems others won't.

But keep Munching and keep dreaming for a first US conflict victory .
Already got it.
 
Recently, the side that is getting its ass kicked all over Iran tried a countermove. They tried to assume control over shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.
It's hilarious how you pretend that your premise is the analogy not the thing the analogy replaces.

They didn’t just try, they’ve managed to disrupt traffic through the Strait of Hormuz.

And the only real countermove so far hasn’t been reopening shipping, the one thing that would actually relieve global economic pressure, but doubling down on that pressure in the hope that Iran caves.

To stick with the chess analogy, this looks less like setting up a checkmate and more like trying to close the position and win on time. The problem is that Iran likely has more time on the clock.
 
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This is somewhat related to the Iran conflict.

It is also a pretty good meme.

I realize all the TDS crowd (and some others who have soured on Trump) will angrily disagree with me on this one. But, I am starting to believe that President Trump is playing international chess on the level of a grandmaster.
Some posts deserve a "winner, love, and brilliant" emoji at the same time!
 
It's hilarious how you pretend that your premise is the analogy not the thing the analogy replaces.

They didn’t just try, they’ve managed to disrupt traffic through the Strait of Hormuz.

And the only real countermove so far hasn’t been reopening shipping, the one thing that would actually relieve global economic pressure, but doubling down on that pressure in the hope that Iran caves.

To stick with the chess analogy, this looks less like setting up a checkmate and more like trying to close the position and win on time. The problem is that Iran likely has more time on the clock.
Your current display of confusion and ignorance did in fact amuse me. 😁

You do tend to babble and spew incoherence a lot.

Anyway, what I offered was just my own belief based on the analogy to chess.

Clearly, Trump and the Iranian shitbag regime are engaged in a legitimate battle of force and strategy. Just as clearly, Iranian moves are flopping all over the place.

The balance of your post is nonsense.
 
Oh look, Luiza the Butt Plug has provided an video of two guys giving each other electronic hand jobs.

Hoping it will somehow take away from the fact that IRAN is so far underwater they are coming out the other side.
Worthy of a big old LOL just for the “Butt Plug” line alone.
 
They need not grovel. They simply have to agree to regular IAEA inspection, and some unannounced ones too. (I’d insist.) They must resign their theocratic government posts and disband their IRGC. They would also need to sign a treaty whereby Iran commits completely to cancelling any use of their retiring military (may their Navy rust in peace).to exercise any claimed control over the Hormuz Strait. Of course they also would have to produce every grain of their acknowledged possession of 60% enriched uranium.

Prolly missing a couple of details in what is my recommendation for a peace agreement.

But that’s where the brain trust should step in.

What other specific terms and agreements would you demand from the Iranian regime?
Let Persia Perish

Get out of the Gulf. After they reached there in 700 BC, they went on to seize the whole Middle East. It's in their genes to reduce their neighbors to slaves in a huge empire.
 
Worthy of a big old LOL just for the “Butt Plug” line alone.
It's what I am calling them now.

It was going to be dildos based on their propensity to throw them at people.

But someone suggested something different.

And I agreed.

Butt Plug fits well because posters like luiza & MarcATL almost always have their heads up their asses.
 
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Headed to Iranian Ports according to your article.

Why do I care. I don't wear turbans.
I don’t imagine you do care. But you probably should, because that’s potentially up to 2 million barrels a day less supply in an already constrained market, which puts upward pressure on prices.

And that has political consequences, especially for the people currently in charge. Something imagine you do care about.

And before you go there: no, that doesn’t mean it shows up in prices immediately. There’s usually a lag of days or weeks between disruption in the Strait of Hormuz and actual supply effects in the market.

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I don’t imagine you do care.
I don't.
But you probably should, because that’s potentially up to 2 million barrels a day less supply in an already constrained market, which puts upward pressure on prices.
We export oil.

It's the refined products that can cause us issues. Learn the industry and global market.

And that has political consequences, especially for the people currently in charge.
Color me worried.

Something imagine you do care about.
Yeah, you can measure my concern in angstroms (single digit).

And before you go there: no, that doesn’t mean it shows up in prices immediately. There’s usually a lag of days or weeks between disruption in the Strait of Hormuz and actual supply effects in the market.
I work in the industry. I am quite aware of how prices move.
 
View attachment 1243997

This is somewhat related to the Iran conflict.

It is also a pretty good meme.

I realize all the TDS crowd (and some others who have soured on Trump) will angrily disagree with me on this one. But, I am starting to believe that President Trump is playing international chess on the level of a grandmaster.
Trump is Bobby Fisher to the trump hater’s Boris Spasky

Which includes the bearded monkeys in Iran
 

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