Project 2025 will outlaw cargo shorts
Project 2025 will restore Pluto to full planetary status
Project 2025 will mandate that coffee shops can only serve whole milk lattes on Tuesdays.
Project 2025 will ban men wearing black or white socks with sandals.
Project 2025 will outlaw gender reveal parties!
Project 2025 will tax vegans for excessive plant deaths.
Project 2025 will make it a felony to end sentences in prepositions.
Project 2025 will defeat Chuck Norris in hand to hand combat.
Project 2025 will move the earth closer to the sun to keep it warm.
Project 2025 will finally allow American Soldiers to put their hands in their pockets.
Project 2025 will allow you to get charged group tax rates if you use the pronouns they/Them.
Project 2025 will have all politicians work part-time repairing roads.
Project 2025 will mandate that Bibles will be in all hotel rooms.
Project 2025 will return tomatoes to being vegetables.
Project 2025 will enable hooters to only employ hot waitresses
Project 2025 will stop radio stations from playing "All I want for Christmas is you" during the holidays.
Project 2025 will stop cars from nagging you with beeps all the time
Project 2025 will make Antarctica a colony of the United States
Project 2025 will put all gas caps on the drivers side.
Project 2025 will make it illegal to wear socks with sandals.
Project 2025 will bring back the cigarette vending machines in the entryways of Denny's