Tips For The Quick BBQ

[karpenter]

I Live Out Here In The Heartland
Dead Center On The East Edge Of The Plains
Hot Out Here In August
So We Keep The Grill Out Side The Back Door
We Do Much Of Our Casual Daily Cooking Out-Side
So We Don't Heat The A/C In The House

Today, I've Got
Asparagus, Ears Of Corn, And A 2# Ohsee Ham
A Thirty Minute Cook At 250 Degrees

Flip Your Chimney Up-Side Down
(Folks, You Gotta Have A Chimney)
Load Your Charcoal On The Bottom
Pack Your Paper Up The Long End... Light The Paper

This Way You're Not Over-Using Your Fuel

Now On The Corn, I Peel Back The Husk
Remove The Silk And Roll The Husk Back Over The Ears
I Don't Get That Coveted Char Caramelization
But My Kernels Don't Shrivel And Dry Either
They Remain Great For Left-Overs
The Asparagus, Gets Olive Oil And Garlic Powder
I Put Those Straight On The Grating
And Roll Back And Forth With My Hand

The Ham Is Pre-Cooked
So I Only Need To Heat To The Center
And Caramelize The Sauce

When I First Saw Food Service Wearing Gloves
I Thought It Was For Food Sanitation
Maybe...
But For Me It's To Keep All That Crap Off My Hands
Never Cook With-Out Exam Gloves Anymore

Snag A Pocket Of 'Em At The Doctor's And Hospital
It's All Over-Head And They Throw The Stuff Away
The Nurses Gave Me Everything In My Room Saying:
"House Keeping Is Going To Throw Everything Away Anyhow..."
So Be It

Get Yourself Some Gloves

A Trick I Learned On Vacation And Fishing Trips
Clean-Up An Clear As You Go
It's Great To Sit Down To Eat
And Not Have Dishes To Do Afterward

Bon Appetit...

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Here's a quick tip..
Dont call grilling BBQing.
Two totally different methods of cooking.

 

[karpenter]

Here's a quick tip..
Dont call grilling BBQing.
Two totally different methods of cooking.

The Ham IS Being BBQ'd
And They Are All Being Alder Wood Smoked
...On The Grill

And Now I'm Eye-Balling Those Peaches & Plums
'Grilled Peaches, Plums With Honey....Umm...'

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Here's a quick tip..
Dont call grilling BBQing.
Two totally different methods of cooking.

The Ham IS Being BBQ'd
And They Are All Being Alder Wood Smoked
...On The Grill

And Now I'm Eye-Balling Those Peaches & Plums
'Grilled Peaches, Plums With Honey....Umm...'

Just because you put a few pieces of wood on your fire doesnt mean you're BBQing.
And by the way,smoking a ham is not the same as BBQing.

 

[karpenter]

Just because you put a few pieces of wood on your fire doesnt mean you're BBQing.
And by the way,smoking a ham is not the same as BBQing.

Is That All You Want To Discuss ??
Fine
Start Your Own Thread And Pat Yourself On The Back
With Another Know-All Nobody
With A 'Who Cares' Nothing To Say
...Like You

Meanwhile:
I'll Be Enjoying Paper Thin BBQ Ham
Piled High On My Toasted Bread
BBQ Ham Sammich
With Corn On The Cob, Garlic Asperagus
And Finished With Charred Fruit And Honey
On Top Of Some Vanilla Ice Milk I Whipped Up

Now Go Ahead
Run Along Start Your Own Thread
And Maybe An Other Butt-Hole Will Drop By
That Appreciates Endless Hashing Of An Unimportant Turn Of Phrase

If One Comes By Here
I'll Even Link 'Em To Your Thread

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Just because you put a few pieces of wood on your fire doesnt mean you're BBQing.
And by the way,smoking a ham is not the same as BBQing.

Is That All You Want To Discuss ??
Fine
Start Your Own Thread And Pat Yourself On The Back
With Another Know-All Nobody
With A 'Who Cares' Nothing To Say
...Like You

Meanwhile:
I'll Be Enjoying Paper Thin BBQ Ham
Piled High On My Toasted Bread
BBQ Ham Sammich
With Corn On The Cob, Garlic Asperagus
And Finished With Charred Fruit And Honey
On Top Of Some Vanilla Ice Milk I Whipped Up

Now Go Ahead
Run Along Start Your Own Thread
And Maybe An Other Butt-Hole Will Drop By
That Appreciates Endless Hashing Of An Unimportant Turn Of Phrase

If One Comes By Here
I'll Even Link 'Em To Your Thread

Words have meanings....
Especially when one is claiming to know what they're talking about.

I'm not trying to dog you,just educate you.

I've been BBQing for over thirty years some of those years competitively.

BBQ

Not BBQ..

 

[Natural Citizen]

I quit eating meat again recently.

That asparagus sounds good, though

 

[karpenter]

Words have meanings....
Especially when one is claiming to know what they're talking about.

I'm not trying to dog you,just educate you..

I'm A Kansas City Native
I Know As Much As You
If I Would Ever Have Any Questions
I Have An Entire City Of Known Champions
Willing To Answer Any Questions

But That Wasn't The Point Of My Thread

So Start Your Own Thread
And Tell Everybody All You Know

For Those That Care To Make It Their Topic
I'll Link Them To Your Thread

 

[karpenter]

I quit eating meat again recently.

That asparagus sounds good, though

I'm Not Vegan By Any Means
Not Because Of Dietary Restrictions (I Do Have)
I Just Don't Make Animal Protein The Star Of My Plate Anymore
I Just Don't Care For Large Portions Of Heavy Foods

...I'll Scoop All The Vegetables & Gravy Out Of A Pot Roast
Dump It On A Pile Of Mashed Potatoes

I Did The Same Thing With Artichokes
That I Do With Asparagus Back On The Fourth
....Along With The Brisket I BBQ'd

 

[Natural Citizen]

I quit eating meat again recently.

That asparagus sounds good, though

I'm Not Vegan By Any Means
Not Because Of Dietary Restrictions (I Do Have)
I Just Don't Make Animal Protein The Star Of My Plate Anymore
I Just Don't Care For Large Portions Of Heavy Foods

...I'll Scoop All The Vegetables & Gravy Out Of A Pot Roast
Dump It On A Pile Of Mashed Potatoes

Well, my better half is a vegan, so that pretty much makes me one, too. I only eat it if I'm doing a mass gain. She doesn't give me a hard time about it.

That pot roast gravy and potatoes will stick to your ribs, though. Been there and done that about a gazilion times.

 

[karpenter]

That pot roast gravy and potatoes will stick to your ribs, though. Been there and done that about a gazilion times.

And You Can't Do It Wrong

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Words have meanings....
Especially when one is claiming to know what they're talking about.

I'm not trying to dog you,just educate you..

I'm A Kansas City Native
I Know As Much As You
If I Would Ever Have Any Questions
I Have An Entire City Of Known Champions
Willing To Answer Any Questions

But That Wasn't The Point Of My Thread

So Start Your Own Thread
And Tell Everybody All You Know

For Those That Care To Make It Their Topic
I'll Link Them To Your Thread

Here's the thing.
I know they know how to BBQ in Kansas city....that doesnt mean you do.
And I can assure you....you dont know more than me when it comes to any kind of cooking be it in the kitchen or outside.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

So tell me..
When is the correct time to pull a brisket?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

LOL...had to post it twice eh?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

LOL...had to post it twice eh?

And That Ain't Enough ??
What Is Your Problem ??
Really, What The Hell Do I Have To
To Get Your Lying Useless Ass Off My Thread
To Go Start Your Own ??

If you want to talk cooking do it right.

 

[rightwinger]

Tips For The Quick BBQ

Quick and BBQ are a contradiction in terms

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Tips For The Quick BBQ

Quick and BBQ are a contradiction in terms

Exactly.
I love the fact Southern BBQ is becoming more popular but dont claim slapping some meat on a grill is BBQing.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

 

[rightwinger]

Tips For The Quick BBQ

Quick and BBQ are a contradiction in terms

Exactly.
I love the fact Southern BBQ is becoming more popular but dont claim slapping some meat on a grill is BBQing.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

I just got into it about five years ago

I am far from an expert....but I like what I cook

I like my ribs better than most BBQ joints and think my rubs and sauces are better

 

[karpenter]

Tips For The Quick BBQ
Quick and BBQ are a contradiction in terms

Yes
But This Thread In This Forum Is Just R&R
For Casual Trades Of Conversation

It's Not Intended To Be
The Full Compendium Barbecue Encyclopedia
As I've Address With Another Poster

If That's Where You Want To Take The Conversation
Which Really Is Beyond The Scope Of Any Thread
Start Your Own Thread
Send A Personal Invite To Poster 'Here We Go Again'

Better Yet
You And Him Go Start Your Own BBQ Web-Site
And Best Wishes To Your Success !!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Tips For The Quick BBQ

Quick and BBQ are a contradiction in terms

Exactly.
I love the fact Southern BBQ is becoming more popular but dont claim slapping some meat on a grill is BBQing.
Nothing could be further from the truth.

I just got into it about five years ago

I am far from an expert....but I like what I cook

I like my ribs better than most BBQ joints and think my rubs and sauces are better

Try for the Holy Grail of BBQ.
The Brisket!!!
If you can consistently turn out a good brisket you're a God when it comes to BBQ.