Ted Nugent Shoots Back. Bullseye.

[Lakhota]

 

[nodoginnafight]

Ah ... the old "blame the victim" defense.

 

[American_Jihad]

 

[tinydancer]

******* eh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dying laughing here. Too funny

 

[tinydancer]

How can you believe anyone who killed her husband and got away with it?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

 

[tinydancer]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

 

[American_Jihad]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Ya, back in the day when he was a liberal turd head...

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

There acting like their hero the hillderbeast/Benghazi beatch...

 

[tinydancer]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

 

[tinydancer]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

Teddly was always straight. I'm not kidding straight. He never drank booze. He never did dope. His only well if you want to call it a failure was his loving sex. All the time.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

Teddly was always straight. I'm not kidding straight. He never drank booze. He never did dope. His only well if you want to call it a failure was his loving sex. All the time.

And sex with underage *****, which he freely admitted to...

 

[Rustic]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

I am by no means a Ted nugent fan...
Slick willy is just the same, a coward.

This draft dodging...
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ******* swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it."

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

I am by no means a Ted nugent fan...
Slick willy is just the same, a coward.

This draft dodging...
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ******* swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it."

So fuckin' badass, he shit his pants to avoid serving his county....

 

[tinydancer]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

She was 17 you fool.

When I was with a certain band member from Alice Cooper I was 16. I knew exactly what I was doing. Hell's bells we were rocking it out. It was just that way.

It was just that way.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

She was 17 you fool.

When I was with a certain band member from Alice Cooper I was 16. I knew exactly what I was doing. Hell's bells we were rocking it out. It was just that way.

It was just that way.

Yeah, well, Teddy liked them even younger, and I remember the times. That doesn't change the law, his cowardice, or his statements admitting to his affection for underage ***** now does it?

 

[tinydancer]

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

I am by no means a Ted nugent fan...
Slick willy is just the same, a coward.

This draft dodging...
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ******* swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it."

So fuckin' badass, he shit his pants to avoid serving his county....

My mom brought home two almost draft dodgers from our vacation at Myrtle Beach. Both young men went home (long story) and served. One came home ok the other came home never the same.

I can tell you so many stories about those days because I railed against the draft that saw one good friend never be the same again. I don't hold it against anyone who didn't want to serve a police ******* action and never going to win bullshit game.

 

[tinydancer]

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

She was 17 you fool.

When I was with a certain band member from Alice Cooper I was 16. I knew exactly what I was doing. Hell's bells we were rocking it out. It was just that way.

It was just that way.

Yeah, well, Teddy liked them even younger, and I remember the times. That doesn't change the law, his cowardice, or his statements admitting to his affection for underage ***** now does it?

Tell me who didn't like it?

I hung out with the GTO's. And I loved it too.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...

He wanted to marry her. It's really simple. Cripes she was how many months short of legal marrying age? I was rocking my face off in LA at the time. Far younger and loving every minute of it. Thank you very much. Some of us were wild childs. It's just the way it was.

Yeah, I'm sure the teens, and essentially preteens who sucked his cock were all like you only, it doesn't ******* matter legally since he admits to shitting his pants to avoid the draft and ******* underage girls, which was illegal even then, jailbait.

I am by no means a Ted nugent fan...
Slick willy is just the same, a coward.

This draft dodging...
"I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

[...]

So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You ******* swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.

[...]

But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherfuckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it."

So fuckin' badass, he shit his pants to avoid serving his county....

My mom brought home two almost draft dodgers from our vacation at Myrtle Beach. Both young men went home (long story) and served. One came home ok the other came home never the same.

I can tell you so many stories about those days because I railed against the draft that saw one good friend never be the same again. I don't hold it against anyone who didn't want to serve a police ******* action and never going to win bullshit game.

And I hold it only against those who pretend to be Mr. Hot Shit American Hero when they shit their pants to avoid the draft.