Ted Nugent Shoots Back. Bullseye.

Now I have seen Ted 6 times during the '70's and '80s and like his music, but at least then he was just a drugged out musician humping band ho's...

Moonglow for crying out loud stop with the drugged out shit. Teddly is and always has been anti drug and anti booze.

He's a national spokesperson for DARE for heaven's sake. Only addiction has been to sex.

:D


"Nugent went to great lengths to avoid serving in the Army and continue his music career. When he got his draft notice at age 18, he had 30 days before his physical, which was plenty of time for him to deteriorate his condition. He immediately stopped bathing and shaving, and started eating only unhealthy foods. A week before the physical, he stopped using the bathroom and just went in his pants. Never a drug user, he snorted some lines of crystal meth. When he showed up for the physical, he was a complete mess, telling High Times in a 1977 interview, "I was a walking, talking hunk of human s--t. I made gutter swine hippies look like football players.""
Ted Nugent Artistfacts


"Claim: Rocker Ted Nugent evaded the draft in the 1960s by taking drugs and acting crazy.

Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano. "
The Artful Dodger


Ya, never did drugs, except meth. (eyeroll)
 
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They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?
The Artful Dodger

Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

Nugent is a sick asshole. Should be in prison. That the 'Conservatives' find him admirable is an indication of their mental state.
 
They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.
Ya, back in the day when he was a liberal turd head...
They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?
There acting like their hero the hillderbeast/Benghazi beatch...
Hey little corksmoker, this 'liberal turd' has a dd214 that states Honorable, and I volunteered, was not drafted. You assholes that pretend to be such patriots, but were to busy to volunteer for your nation, and shit your pants to dodge the draft are such sick pretenders.
 
How does one put this nicely before signing off for the evening.

Some young ladies like myself actually enjoyed hmmmmmmmmm having hmmmmmmmmmmm . Loving every minute of the discovery of ones hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Consent isn't an affirmative defense to statutory rape. AoC then as now was 18. Don't suppose I can blame him though, growing up in California I broke that law...A few times. Though only as an also under 18 person though there weren't any Romeo & Juliet laws back then.
 
Who would believe this ass anyway without some documentation. Oh. I know and you see them all over this board every minute.


Nothing Ted Nugent has said or done politically (or musically) has mattered in 30 years.
 
They probably didn't want him to shit his pants, to avoid the draft again. Fuckin' *****, who admitted to fuckin' underage *****.

Those are your lies. You keep repeating them. Over and over. Still doesn't make it the truth does it now?
The Artful Dodger

Interviewer: How did you get out of the draft?

Ted Nugent: Ted was a young boy, appearing to be a hippie but quite opposite in fact, working hard and playing hard, playing rock and roll like a deviant. People would question my sanity, I played so much. So I got my notice to be in the draft. Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', mother****in' rock and roll musician.

I got my physical notice 30 days prior to. Well, on that day I ceased cleansing my body. No more brushing my teeth, no more washing my hair, no baths, no soap, no water. Thirty days of debris build. I stopped shavin' and I was 18, had a little scraggly beard, really looked like a hippie. I had long hair, and it started gettin' kinky, matted up. Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer-stuff I never touched-buttered poop, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.

See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.

Nugent is a sick asshole. Should be in prison. That the 'Conservatives' find him admirable is an indication of their mental state.
The left has many deviant asshole heroes...
Protecting cop killers: another Racial Justice Act outrage
Protecting cop killers: another Racial Justice Act outrage
...:afro:
 
Sweetcheeks, those aren't lies, that coward underage-***** ******* dirtbag bragged about them, in printed interviews. Just because you knew him once doesn't mean he isn't unworthy scum...
:bsflag:
 
Ted Nugent has obviously made some money for himself so he's had some good advice somewhere along the line but I swear he's a level or two beneath mental retardation.

He doesn't seem to mind that people think he's a complete idiot.
 

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