The Sega Satyricon
I was a big fan of World Championship Soccer on the Sega Genesis (1990s), because I would always play with the 2nd best team in the international pool (Italy) and take down the heavyweight team (Brazil).
Sports constellations then were just...purer.
Someone take this 'free-agency' thorn out of my soul.
"Thanks, Neo!"
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NEO:
World Championship Soccer was a Sega classic, and who didn't love the Italy team?
MR. SMITH: Yes, Neo, that was the predecessor to things like
Mortal Kombat and Madden Football.
NEO: So how did you go from Italy-Sega to Brady-Orwell?
MR. SMITH: Well, people just don't appreciate the artistry of cyber-design, so we're 'compelling' them.
NEO: You mean with graphic violence in video games?
MR. SMITH: Did you know, Neo, that you can use
Leatherface as a combat-character in
MKX?
NEO: Well, maybe
SimCity will save humanity.
MR. SMITH: How about
Olympics video games?
NEO: Steroids controversy has drawn popularity away from high-stakes sports in the media...
MR. SMITH: Maybe
ESPN can restore journalistic systems...
NEO: Geez, you sound like Citizen Kane.
MR. SMITH: I'm sure video game 'collectors' prize their copies of
Bulls vs. Blazers.
NEO: Well, now you can get ESPN streamed on your iPhone, so who cares, eh?
MR. SMITH: I'm starting to miss
The Babe...
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