Czernobog
Gold Member
In the spirit of Christmas, here are a few reasons why Santa is better than God:
- Anyone can get presents from Santa, regardless of religious beliefs, sexuality, gender, or lifestyle.
- Santa does not advocate stoning anyone to death for any reason.
- Pretending to be Santa gets you invited to parties; pretending to be God gets you committed.
- Santa rewards you before you die.
- Santa only has one rule: BE NICE.
- If you're naughty, Santa might punish you, but you start each year with a clean slate.
- Santa never commanded a genocide.