Safire's Guesses for 2005

[Adam's Apple]

Office Pool 2005
By William Safire, The New York Times
Published: December 29, 2004


In this, the granddaddy of all year-end fearless forecasts, you are invited to weigh intriguing possibilities in a dozen fields. For each, pick one, all or none, and don't play it safe; one correct wild guess gives you bragging rights forever.

1. The Oscar for Best Picture goes to:
(a) Robert Zemeckis's "The Polar Express"
(b) Michael Mann's "Collateral"
(c) David Mamet's "Spartan"
(d) Clint Eastwood's "Million Dollar Baby" (to win this choice, a trifecta is needed with Best Director and Best Actor as well)
(e) Michael Moore's "Fahrenheit 9/11" (from Academy members seeking vengeance).

2. Political scandals will include:
(a) Senator Pat Roberts' cover-up of Senate Intelligence ineptitude in its suppressed U.S.S. Cole report
(b) association of a Kofi Annan family member with the selection of a U.N. oil-for-food official
(c) F.B.I. Director Robert Mueller's two-year campaign of entrapment and harassment of the leading U.S. pro-Israel group
(d) pan-Arabist leaders' conspiracy of silence in the genocide of African Muslims in Darfur

3. The national intelligence director will be:
(a) Paul Wolfowitz
(b) Porter Goss
(c) Gen. Tommy Franks
(d) Richard ("Is it not a fact") Ben-Veniste
(e) Chuck Robb.

4. Iraqis will see the:
(a) election of Ayad Allawi and progress on the bumpy road to democracy
(b) comeback of Ahmad Chalabi dreaded by the C.I.A.
(c) insurgency's sudden collapse with the capture of bin Laden and killing of Zarqawi
(d) beginning of the U.S. troop drawdown
(e) judgment of not guilty in Saddam's trial
(f) bloody Shiite-Sunni civil war and Kurds' independence

5. Senate Democrats will:
(a) not dig in their heels over elevating Antonin Scalia to chief justice if Bush appoints a centrist as a new associate justice
(b) by filibustering all strongly conservative nominees, bring on the G.O.P. "nuclear option" of changing Senate rules to require only a simple majority for confirmation
(c) drop the abortion litmus test but otherwise fight all right-wing judges

6. The Scalia court will decide:
(a) to strike down federal sentencing guidelines, producing tumult in criminal justice
(b) to uphold governmental Ten Commandments displays as harmless "ceremonial deism"
(c) to strike a blow for the free flow of booze by ruling that states cannot prevent the shipment of wines produced in one state to consumers in another state

7. Republicans in Congress will remind President Bush of his lame-duckiness by defeating his proposal for:
(a) personal retirement accounts within Social Security
(b) registering illegal immigrants
(c) making his tax cuts permanent
(d) a ticket to Mars

8. Democrats will reverse their electoral fortunes by:
(a) moving right by insisting on budget reduction
(b) moving left by advocating more social spending and higher taxes
(c) staying centered globally as muscular alliance-builders
(d) moving upward by getting religion
(e) moving down South and out Midwest for national candidates

9. The economy will:
(a) boom without inflation as oil sinks to $30/bbl , the Iraq war winds down and the Sharon-Abbas peace deal takes shape
(b) tank as Asia stops lending us money
(c) march up to a 13,000 Dow, as somewhat prematurely predicted in this office pool last year

10. The medical breakthrough will be:
(a) a modified vaccine to treat Alzheimer's
(b) a drug to aid recovery from brain injuries like strokes
(c) a stem-cell (not necessarily embryonic) treatment for heart diseases
(d) nanotechnologies to detect cancer cells early
(e) sequencing the human influenza genome to help prevent epidemics of new strains of Asian flu
(f) a drug that both slows prostate cancer and treats male baldness (a real challenge to ad copywriters)

My picks: 1 (d); 2 (all); 3 (c); 4 (a); 5 (a); 6 (all) 7 (b); 8 (d); 9 (a); 10 (all). Gotta play to have the right to hoot.

 

[theim]

1: (b)
2: (b)
3: (no idea)
4: (a) or (f)
5: (b)
6: (b)
7: (b)
8: (b)
9: (a)
10: (d)